Why not mobius underwear?

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Why not mobius underwear?
« on: 06/02/2012 22:20:53 »
I was thinking that it might be a good idea to make mobius underwear. You'd only have to put it in the wash half as often. This would have major economic and ecological benefits.
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #1 on: 07/02/2012 01:30:19 »
Even better, two people could wear it at the same time (since the outside for one would be the inside for the other).
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #2 on: 07/02/2012 08:12:54 »
I'm sure mobius undies could be of some benefit in the way you describe, but it might lead to more cases of indecent exposure............ vis: Mobius Strip!
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #3 on: 02/03/2012 01:40:13 »
"A stupid comment for every occasion. "

How true, how true.
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #4 on: 04/03/2012 01:10:34 »
"A stupid comment for every occasion. "

How true, how true.


 Sorry, Don, that was a tad harsh. Perhaps I should have said "your (b^TT in a sling?  What do you think?


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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #5 on: 05/03/2012 09:42:03 »

 "your (b^TT in a sling?  What do you think?


This sounds like incontinence pants!

I'll have you know, its not easy keeping up this level of stupidity.
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« Reply #6 on: 07/03/2012 02:49:57 »
I manage quite well. What is your problem?

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« Reply #7 on: 07/03/2012 02:51:20 »
Humm - smileys didn't show up. Oh well ...
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« Reply #8 on: 07/03/2012 15:43:16 »
Humm - smileys didn't show up. Oh well ...

You see...... now I have ways and means to continue my stupidity.....

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« Reply #9 on: 08/03/2012 02:29:13 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #10 on: 08/03/2012 09:46:05 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

OH - Harry is just a hit in Jamaica!

You seem to have missed out an s just before the third h in that sentence.
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #11 on: 08/03/2012 10:03:18 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

OH - Harry is just a hit in Jamaica!

You seem to have missed out an s just before the third h in that sentence.




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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #12 on: 08/03/2012 22:30:06 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

OH - Harry is just a hit in Jamaica!

You seem to have missed out an s just before the third h in that sentence.

Can you be a bit more obtuse or are you being acute?

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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #13 on: 09/03/2012 00:59:02 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

OH - Harry is just a hit in Jamaica!

You seem to have missed out an s just before the third h in that sentence.

Can you be a bit more obtuse or are you being acute?

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Now, now! That's no reason to fly off on a tangent.
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #14 on: 09/03/2012 14:12:30 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

OH - Harry is just a hit in Jamaica!

You seem to have missed out an s just before the third h in that sentence.

Can you be a bit more obtuse or are you being acute?

 xx(

Now, now! That's no reason to fly off on a tangent.

Oh! Come, come. Are you viewing this satement from the right angle?
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Re: Why not mobius underwear?
« Reply #15 on: 10/03/2012 20:58:55 »
Do they still hang people for this? Or just slap them on the wrist for 20 years?

OH - Harry is just a hit in Jamaica!

You seem to have missed out an s just before the third h in that sentence.

Can you be a bit more obtuse or are you being acute?

 xx(

Now, now! That's no reason to fly off on a tangent.

Oh! Come, come. Are you viewing this satement from the right angle?

I have to admit that would be more normal.
There ain'ta no sanity clause, and there ain'ta no centrifugal force ćther.