I have solved the problem of Schrödinger's catbox!

Every physicist knows the problem of Schrödinger's cat. Where to get a reliable supply of cats? Or, for the nambi-pambi animal rights left wingnuts, to end the brutality?

Did you know that the Schrödinger phenomenon leads to a 50% fatality rate among cats? Well, I have designed the product that will replace the Schrödinger Catbox. I call it the Felix Coinbox.

It really works!

This small box contains one coin. Close the bit-proof cover, shake the box, open the cover, and the box presents a perfectly 50/50 chance for delivering heads/tails. Built with the same information-tight construction that Schrödinger used in his catboxes. Bellcurve Laboratories have determined with absolute certainty that these definitely maintain indeterminacy for any indefinite period.

Physicists no longer need to purchase large numbers of cats. The coin is reusable and certified for at least 100,000 uses. An amazing savings in cats and poison, not to mention cleaning and disposal fees, and at only a fraction of the price.

And, if you buy the Felix Coin-box Professional Edition, you can enable a second, independent variable (color). Amaze your friends by demonstrating Bell's Inequality. Disclaimer, to use the Bell Inequality feature you need a second coinbox to link to via the encrypted IR link, purchased separately.