How many calories in semen ?

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How many calories in semen ?
« on: 11/01/2003 16:44:38 »
A weight-conscious friend (no really a real friend who exists !) was asking me the other day how many calories there are in semen ?

Does anyone know ?

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #1 on: 11/01/2003 17:01:36 »
The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.

These are derived from protein, including enzymes, and sugars (mainly fructose) secreted into semen by the prostate gland to provide the sperm with the energy to swim.

Other 'ingredients' present in semen include :

Water
Vitamin C
Citric acid
Phosphate and bicarbonates, to regulate acidity  
Zinc
Prostaglandins

For comparison, a greasy cheeseburger contains over 500 calories, so to equal one junk-food attack you'd need to gulp down over 100 ejaculates. Comforting thought...
« Last Edit: 16/06/2003 22:25:05 by Exodus »
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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #2 on: 07/04/2003 01:23:34 »
Well, Paula, surely your friend will work off more than five calories obtaining her.....er, nutrient.
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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #3 on: 24/04/2003 18:20:35 »
Yeah and it tastes better than CJMcD too !

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #4 on: 25/04/2003 00:27:51 »
Was the "source" consuming pineapple and lemon as Exodus was asking about?  I think pretty much anything tastes better than Mikey D.'s offerings of coffee, plastic burgers, and edible oil products ([:p]YUM!!!).
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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #5 on: 25/04/2003 10:34:51 »
What I want to know is when someone is going to sue McD's for false advertising ?

Has ANYONE on this forum EVER bought ANYTHING in McDonalds that bears even a vague resemblance to the colour-enhanced PERFECT-BURGER that graces the garish plastic window dressing above the serving area in their restaurants ?

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #6 on: 25/04/2003 12:16:35 »
do you mean like this
www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ourfood/

Their coffee is pretty crap too, tasteless and too hot! If i had to make the choice, KFC all the way.

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #7 on: 25/04/2003 18:19:40 »
what, you mean that bogus colonel ?
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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #8 on: 25/04/2003 19:53:02 »
I agree with Exodus on the KFC chicken[:p], but the coffee has got to be Tim Horton's.  The only problem is that Timmy is making it awfully hard for me to spare my kidneys and quit coffee[:(].

I agree with Chris on the McD. advertising.  Tasty, Juicy, Fresh, Fruity?  Edible oil products that are fresh as compared to what, recycled motor oil[xx(]?

By the way, did you know that the police frequently visit Timmy's for a dose of THC [:o)] (that's Tim Horton's Coffee)?
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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #9 on: 26/04/2003 00:52:47 »
Tim Hortons coffee? never heard of it... to be honest i dont care what the coffee is as long as i get my caffeine fix to avoid headaches/withdrawal etc...

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #10 on: 27/04/2003 16:25:57 »
I had to cut down on coffee because it was producing negative side effects. I couldn't get up in the morning (that's improved slightly since cutting down) and I couldn't thnk straight without a coffee. I also suffered headaches if I missed out the morning 'dose', and had trouble going to bed at a reasonable time at night because I was so wired by the end of the day. [8)]

I have switched to Tea instead which seems to have fewer side effects[;)].

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #11 on: 28/04/2003 11:04:03 »
The following chemicals are found in coffee... quite amazing really!
I still cant give it up though!

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #12 on: 28/04/2003 15:01:40 »
ARACHIDIC-ACID?  Sounds like spiders.  Must we grow everything ourselves if we don't want to be toxified or genetically modified?  

Are those chemicals naturally occurring, additives, or both?  Really, between this list and the potential extinction of animals via habitat destruction for coffee growth I think I can quit the stuff now.

Anything I should know about reverse-osmosis water?

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« Reply #13 on: 30/04/2003 18:03:26 »
The chemicals above are from the plant and the beans.

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #14 on: 05/05/2003 06:58:56 »
If you look on the ingredients list on the typical coffee tin, you'll see the only ingredients are coffee beans and preservatives. Every chemical mentioned above is made by the coffee bean plant. (I think)

I used to drink coffee every morning, but when I realised that the reason that in the afternoons: I was not really seeing everything properly, my brain didn't seem to want to co-operate with me, I felt all sleepy and stupid, I couldn't concentrate, and I kept falling asleep mid-lesson .... might be due to my daily dose of strong coffee, I quit it and had bad headaches for about a month ... but now I am completely not dependent on coffee ^_^ Which is doubly-important since I have physics, normal maths then AME on wednesday afternoons [xx(]
 

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #15 on: 06/05/2003 02:05:54 »
I made the mistake of buying a jar of decaff instead of normal coffee and suffered terrible withdrawal effects including headaches, lethargy, inability to get going in the mornings. I only discovered the problem when I bought some proper coffee which cured me instantly !!
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« Reply #16 on: 16/06/2003 08:39:01 »
I made the mistake of sharing this new found knowledge of semenal calories at a meeting a few days ago. Some things just can't be shared anywhere. I got a few strange looks. Don't think I'll compare the turkey with semen over Thanksgiving dinner this year.
 

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« Reply #17 on: 16/06/2003 12:57:39 »
Haha, I can imagine !

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« Reply #18 on: 16/06/2003 22:09:45 »
quote:
Originally posted by chris

I made the mistake of buying a jar of decaff instead of normal coffee and suffered terrible withdrawal effects including headaches, lethargy, inability to get going in the mornings. I only discovered the problem when I bought some proper coffee which cured me instantly !!



Can't get by without coffee myself... just been brought a cup as it happens...

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« Reply #19 on: 16/06/2003 23:54:06 »
Isn't it amazing how many people have viewed this? 11097... the others below are only 150-200.

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« Reply #20 on: 17/06/2003 00:10:57 »
He he he... That's about par for the course. You could write an article about paper production, include the word semen in a creative way, and the masses flock. It's the first one I read. :)
 

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« Reply #21 on: 17/06/2003 10:41:38 »
Maybe i should write an article about chess and include plenty of information about the pieces... including the name "Porn" quite a few times, we could do a little experiment and see how many people we snag?

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #22 on: 17/06/2003 10:52:04 »
Richard - funny, but I think you'll find that in chess the pieces are referred to as 'pawns', not pOrns !

Also, the reason for the high read rate ? Type "calories in semen" into google...

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« Reply #23 on: 17/06/2003 11:08:25 »
good point, i was playing on words though... (no answer from shibleys phone, think its off)

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« Reply #24 on: 17/06/2003 15:08:01 »
That's beautiful! I typed that in on my search engine and it has this site as first....Big and bold. I still like the idea about an experiment to see how much we can snag. A "Behavior trap" if you will. (I think I may have just coined a phrase.) An experiment all in the name of science. Just a thought :)
 

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« Reply #25 on: 18/06/2003 00:47:31 »
Well Ian's Daddy, I think that if you discuss the calories in semen at Thanksgiving dinner the other guests will think that you are the turkey[:D].
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« Reply #26 on: 18/06/2003 05:27:17 »
No doubt, but that's what they already think anyway. I think I'll bring it up just to keep my status in the family...hehehe :)
 

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« Reply #27 on: 18/06/2003 11:41:29 »
Donnah, where you been we have not seen much of you over the last few days. Hope your well.

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« Reply #28 on: 18/06/2003 22:28:22 »
Exodus, very observant of you.  I was knocked down for a bit with a nasty sinus infection.  How does that song go..."I get knocked down but I get up again, no, you're never gonna keep me down"?  Actually, the word nasty as used above is probably redundant.
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« Reply #29 on: 25/01/2005 18:19:12 »
quote:
Originally posted by Quantumcat

Isn't it amazing how many people have viewed this? 11097... the others below are only 150-200.

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Its a comforting fact to know how many young ladies (don't tell me taht they may not be young or ladies.... I have an image in my head and I want to keep it damnit!!) are concerned enough to be researching the nutritional information of semen.  why don't i ever seem to meet any of them??[:p]

yes I know this is an old thread, I'm not sure how i ever missed it back in teh day.....   I was just looking over the most read threads and couldn't believe what a comanding lead it had. (plus i kinda whnted to know the answer [:I])

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« Reply #30 on: 29/01/2005 03:00:13 »
MayoFlyFarmer - Ah, but you presume they are worred about consuming it... maybe they are looking for an excuse not to consume it?
 

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« Reply #31 on: 01/02/2005 15:59:48 »
like I said.... DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE!!!! [:(!]

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« Reply #32 on: 01/02/2005 19:55:24 »
...about 5 calories a teaspoon......the average ejaculate being 15-20 calories.....

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« Reply #33 on: 02/02/2005 01:12:17 »
quote:
Originally posted by chris

I made the mistake of buying a jar of decaff instead of normal coffee and suffered terrible withdrawal effects including headaches, lethargy, inability to get going in the mornings. I only discovered the problem when I bought some proper coffee which cured me instantly !!
Chris, as a doctor you were probably searching for a diagnosis of your symptoms.  Do you remember what you suspected[?]

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« Reply #34 on: 22/02/2005 15:12:36 »
Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys [;)]
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« Reply #35 on: 22/02/2005 16:00:55 »
quote:
Originally posted by Sadie

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys [;)]



oh go on !![;)]

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« Reply #36 on: 22/02/2005 17:30:29 »
Good low cal substitute for mayo??? Could call it Spunk-U-Light

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« Reply #37 on: 22/02/2005 22:02:47 »
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Originally posted by Ultima

Good low cal substitute for mayo??? Could call it Spunk-U-Light

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and WHAT, may I ask, is wrong with MAYO??!!

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #38 on: 22/02/2005 22:03:45 »
quote:
Originally posted by Sadie

Huh, that's really interesting. Around 20 calories. Not bad! I'm not saying what I'll be doing more of! [:p]
Thanks guys [;)]



If you need any extra pursuasion, just remember its 20 calories of pure protien!!! [;)]  

(some guy out there should REALLY thank us!)

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<font color="maroon"></font id="maroon">How much CAML do you have in your toes? [;)]

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #39 on: 01/03/2005 11:26:01 »
Switched from hi-test to decaf a few months ago due to acute acid reflux/reflex. Headaches at first, then began mixing half and half until headaches and acid refl. passed. Worked for me. bph

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #40 on: 29/06/2005 11:07:42 »
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Originally posted by neilep
oh go on !![;)]



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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #41 on: 29/06/2005 11:10:04 »
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Originally posted by MayoFlyFarmer
If you need any extra pursuasion, just remember its 20 calories of pure protien!!! [;)]  

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oOo! Protein, I could use some of that being such a small girl!
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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #42 on: 29/06/2005 12:52:46 »
i think Neil's overestimated a bit with the 20. The actual figure is more like 4 or 5. But perhaps, as they say in Australia, Neil's merely more of a spunk than everyone else ?!

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #43 on: 03/10/2005 03:28:31 »
I have heard! semen is salty, why is that then, is it to preserve it for future use

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #44 on: 03/10/2005 03:36:31 »
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Originally posted by ukmicky

I have heard! semen is salty, why is that then, is it to preserve it for future use

Michael                                      



Well, that's the last time I swim in the sea [:)]...however,..the salt taste is not always prevalent...sometimes it's sweet (ish)....savoury (ish)......and don't bloody jump to conclusions how I know this...[;)]

..and you don't want to get it in your eyes !!..hey !..i bet that's related to the salt thing !

yep, but why is it salty ?..interesting question michael..



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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #45 on: 11/10/2005 13:38:34 »
I arrived on this topic by looking at the "Top 25 Most Read Topics" I found under Site Statistics (at the top of this page).

Of the top 10, three are about semen and one is about masturbation.

I'm sure that says something profound about the users of the Naked Scientists forum.

(Or does it just imply that most visitors to the site are people who have been surfing for words like "semen" and "naked"?)

(Yes, OK, I admit it, I first found Naked Scientists by doing a google search on the word "naked".)


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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #46 on: 11/10/2005 17:08:02 »
Very good question as to why semen is salty. I would like to hear an answer to this, because I have a theory about the source of sodium and other ions in semen.

Please supply an answer if you know the subject

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Re: How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #47 on: 14/03/2008 21:15:46 »
how has calories in sperm got into the conversation of coffee n beans lol......but i got told once it had 3000 calories lol




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How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #48 on: 01/04/2008 03:59:22 »
I do find it at least mildly entertaining to read at the top of this page...


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How many calories in semen ?
« Reply #49 on: 21/03/2009 02:45:14 »



oOo! Protein, I could use some of that being such a small girl!


A very fine Protein supplement for building up small ladies into muscle machines...............Hey?