Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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Offline Teakhat

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
« Last Edit: 13/04/2015 23:46:35 by chris »

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #1 on: 08/03/2015 20:36:19 »
I don't know.... Why do they call them apartments when they're all together?

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #2 on: 08/03/2015 23:07:33 »
One single garment has a sleeve for each leg and we call it a pair of pants. Another single garment has a sleeve for each arm.... Why don't we call it a pair of shirts?

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #3 on: 08/03/2015 23:19:39 »
A flock of geese or ducks flying overhead is fine.... Why is it a murder when crows do it?

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #4 on: 09/03/2015 00:02:12 »
Speaking of flocks of birds.... Why is it a swarm when insects do it?

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #5 on: 09/03/2015 00:14:40 »
Which of course brings us to schooling fish.... Do birds school, or do fish flock? 

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #6 on: 09/03/2015 00:51:32 »
Sharks never swarm.... but have ants ever flocked?

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #7 on: 09/03/2015 00:54:00 »
And what of herding.... Oh my!

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #8 on: 09/03/2015 01:06:32 »
This could get very complicated.

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #9 on: 09/03/2015 06:23:18 »
What happens to all those sleeves left over after people make vests??? Socks???

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #10 on: 09/03/2015 07:27:35 »
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Observe; collate; conjecture; analyse; hypothesise; test; validate; theorise. Repeat until complete.

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #11 on: 09/03/2015 14:49:53 »
If I cut off one leg of an Octopus.... Does it become a Septipus?

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #12 on: 12/03/2015 11:36:22 »
If Jesus had a telephone...would Leonardo da Vinci have painted "The Last Pizza"???

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #13 on: 13/03/2015 00:31:47 »
Don't tell me.... Dominus Pizza?

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« Reply #14 on: 13/03/2015 00:37:48 »
Just like the Lord.... they deliver.

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« Reply #15 on: 13/03/2015 01:17:05 »
I think it had something to do with Jesus Chrust.
« Last Edit: 16/03/2015 00:21:28 by Aemilius »

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #16 on: 13/03/2015 02:29:26 »
It's an old story really, his father ran some sort of store called Cheeses of Nazareth.
« Last Edit: 16/03/2015 00:23:17 by Aemilius »

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #17 on: 15/03/2015 03:02:01 »
In Wisconsin...bumper stickers say, 'Honk IF You Love Cheeses'........

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #18 on: 15/03/2015 11:04:03 »
As he said himself.... "I am the whey and the light."

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #19 on: 16/03/2015 01:28:35 »
What happens to all those sleeves left over after people make vests??? Socks???

A single sleeve from a pair of pants should technically be regarded as a single pant, so, logically, a single sleeve from a pair of shirts should be technically regarded as a single shirt.... ???

(Edited to remove content that could be perceived as offensive, apologies Dr. Calverd.... Had a couple of shots!)
« Last Edit: 16/03/2015 10:41:22 by Aemilius »

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Re: It's driving me crazy!
« Reply #20 on: 16/03/2015 10:35:28 »
Now that's interesting. When it comes to mens and womens undergarments, we have a single garment with three holes in it (one for the torso and one for each leg) that we call.... A pair of underwear?