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Musical Condom
« on: 03/10/2006 16:24:30 »
" Condom plays tunes

A musical condom has been invented that gets louder as the sex gets more passionate.

Different sexual positions determine what tune is played by the condom reports The Sun.

The contraceptive has tiny sensors connected to a mini electronic device that produces the sounds.

Ukrainian inventor Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy said: "There is no danger of being electrocuted."

They will cost 20 per cent more than normal condoms. "But people will pay for the extra stimulation," he added. "

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1285527.html


Any suggestions for which tune it should play ?,
(hopefully not the "Minute Waltz" [:)]).

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #1 on: 03/10/2006 17:18:38 »
HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! I love it that is so funny,, what will they think of next!!!!LOL IT had better not be playing the minute waltze!!

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #2 on: 03/10/2006 17:35:50 »
I was thinking Beethoven here..hehe

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« Reply #3 on: 03/10/2006 19:52:56 »
TINY BUBBLES

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« Reply #4 on: 03/10/2006 20:57:25 »
thats a kinda wierd invention who thought of that i wonder...lol

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #5 on: 03/10/2006 22:28:19 »
Maybe Beethoven?  LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #6 on: 03/10/2006 23:18:13 »
You relly want them to play Beethoven don't you [;)]

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #7 on: 04/10/2006 00:12:31 »
I would prefer heavy metal, i'm more into head banging than classical .

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« Last Edit: 04/10/2006 00:32:55 by ukmicky »

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #8 on: 04/10/2006 06:54:19 »
LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

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« Reply #9 on: 04/10/2006 07:03:10 »
I haven't decided what tune suits me..MMMMM must have voluntary testers!! LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #10 on: 04/10/2006 08:23:39 »
LOL  You can ring my bell?  LOL  Just a suggestion Karen

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« Reply #11 on: 04/10/2006 08:56:42 »
RIIIIINNNNNG! RIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! LORETTA'S BELL.LOL LOL!

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #12 on: 04/10/2006 15:41:29 »
Condom Music:-
How about "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry.
(I think only Brits will get that one).
« Last Edit: 04/10/2006 15:43:55 by ROBERT »

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« Reply #13 on: 04/10/2006 16:01:04 »
LOL> LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #14 on: 04/10/2006 16:40:48 »
quote:
Originally posted by moonfire

LOL But when you are my age you will appreciate a more eccletic musical taste...I just can hear the 5th symphony being played..hehe

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I love classical music, all sorts of music really.

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« Reply #15 on: 04/10/2006 17:10:15 »
Me too, Be careful Daniel!

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« Reply #16 on: 04/10/2006 17:19:07 »
Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun [;)]

Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #17 on: 04/10/2006 17:30:04 »
more condom music:-
"I'm still standing" sung by Elton John

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« Reply #18 on: 04/10/2006 17:31:24 »
"Eye of The Tiger"

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« Reply #19 on: 04/10/2006 17:35:52 »
If the electronics overheat it should play:-
"Great balls of fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis [:)]
« Last Edit: 04/10/2006 17:46:23 by ROBERT »

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« Reply #20 on: 04/10/2006 17:41:37 »
Oooo pain full [:0]

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« Reply #21 on: 04/10/2006 18:45:05 »



The Long and Winding road (The Beatles)


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« Reply #22 on: 04/10/2006 20:12:04 »
"The Boys are Back in Town"

"Free Bird"

"Save all Your Kisses For Me"

"Love me Tender"

"Clubbed to Death"  (Rob D)

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Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
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« Reply #23 on: 04/10/2006 20:24:49 »



Baby it's cold outside.



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« Reply #24 on: 05/10/2006 02:53:09 »
quote:
Originally posted by Mirage

Well I don't think classical music will cause me much trouble hun [;)]

Honestly though, I'll be fine [:X]

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 Hey Daniel my plane just flew over your head, I was talking about being careful... I might have to come find you!!! I loves classical as well as tons of others kinds..It was a joke!! I guess a bad one... I'm not very good at jokes...

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« Reply #25 on: 05/10/2006 05:00:24 »
quote:
Originally posted by Karen W.

RIIIIINNNNNG! RIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! RIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG! LORETTA'S BELL.LOL LOL!

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You are so funny!  This was for your song ..hehe[:D]

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« Reply #26 on: 05/10/2006 05:19:22 »
quote:
Originally posted by ROBERT

Condom Music:-
How about "Johnny B Goode" by Chuck Berry.
(I think only Brits will get that one).



Uh, I get it, but I am not a Brit[:D].  LOL

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Re: Musical Condom
« Reply #27 on: 05/10/2006 05:21:21 »
Let it Be

I want to fly like an eagle

Jingle Bells



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« Reply #28 on: 05/10/2006 06:24:59 »
The ants come marching one by one Hurray Hurrah!

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« Reply #29 on: 05/10/2006 06:53:05 »
Where do I begin



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« Reply #30 on: 05/10/2006 07:35:53 »
To tell the story of a love.........

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« Reply #31 on: 05/10/2006 13:59:47 »
uh, oh...i knew i was in trouble with that one...geez, romantic peeps...hehe

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« Reply #32 on: 05/10/2006 15:40:41 »
i don't know witch song i would choose...ill have to wait till im a bit older to find out

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« Reply #33 on: 05/10/2006 16:20:13 »
Yes thats a wise decision Tony..I bet your moms proud of you!!

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« Reply #34 on: 05/10/2006 16:39:46 »
Why, how old are you Tony?

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« Reply #35 on: 05/10/2006 17:46:48 »
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« Reply #36 on: 05/10/2006 18:00:27 »
Ahh, well then yes, you have plenty of time to find all these things out, picking a good song is a hard choice [;)]

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« Reply #37 on: 05/10/2006 18:12:02 »
How about My Dingaling

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« Reply #38 on: 05/10/2006 18:16:57 »
Brilliant song [;)]

Ohhhhhh my dingaling, my dingaling, I want to play with my dingaling.....

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« Reply #39 on: 05/10/2006 18:18:57 »



Good one Gaia.



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« Reply #40 on: 05/10/2006 21:28:36 »
lol!

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« Reply #41 on: 05/10/2006 22:56:40 »
Baracuda

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« Reply #42 on: 06/10/2006 06:25:46 »
quote:
Originally posted by Gaia

How about My Dingaling

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[:D] So Funny Gaia, I was just singing that song to myself the otherday.. Not out loud because I was at the preschool, but something reminded me of that silly song, It made me laugh![:D]

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« Reply #43 on: 06/10/2006 17:24:06 »
If a peppermint flavoured musical condom is produced it should play,
"With my little stick of Blackpool rock" by George Formby [:)]

http://carryonblackpool.com/george_formby.htm

(No, George Formby does not endorse electric grills [:)])

(UK-US translation: "Blackpool rock" is a stick of peppermint candy)

« Last Edit: 13/10/2006 16:30:35 by ROBERT »

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« Reply #44 on: 06/10/2006 21:33:50 »
How would one hear it, surely the sound would be muffled!

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« Reply #45 on: 07/10/2006 02:57:10 »
Thanks for the Translation Robert, it really is helpful as I keep hearing all these terms I do not recognize!!

Gaia, of coarse you must be right! LOL LOL!

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« Reply #46 on: 10/10/2006 06:22:51 »
Brilliant!

Will they make a chastity belt that plays '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction' by the Rolling Stones?
 

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« Reply #47 on: 10/10/2006 08:19:29 »
LOL!

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« Reply #48 on: 10/10/2006 12:59:07 »




I don't care which tune it plays -

I'm not going to hear it anyway [;)]



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« Reply #49 on: 10/10/2006 14:09:17 »
quote:
Originally posted by Grecian





I don't care which tune it plays -

I'm not going to hear it anyway [;)]



Love you lots

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So your in need of one which vibrates rather than plays

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