The thing with numbers , is that numbers are not real, and it is down to interpretation. Example I have 1 object, I chop it into half , I now have 2 objects.

1/2 = 2

You evidently don't understand the mathematical proportion. Briefly, the proportion is a simple algebraic function that can establish equalities. Example:

1/2 = 2/4 or 3/6 or 5/10, so and so forth.

The proportion is one of the most basic and useful mathematical tools science has and is very, very real indeed.

1/2 = 2 is a false and impossible conclusion and the absolute dumbest statement I've ever seen posted here at TNS!

How are you to understand physics when you can't even understand elementary level math?

''1/2 = 2 is a false and impossible conclusion and the absolute dumbest statement I've ever seen posted here at TNS!''

No it is not, if I have 2 apples and I give you half of the apples that I have, we have half = 1, but we still have two apples one each, so half still equals 2

I understand numbers, I understand very well the standard definition. 1/2= 0.5

Numbers can have lots of meanings, it depends whom is applying the use and for what purpose.

A proper definition of half of an object would be V/2, where V is volume of the object, or M/2 where M is mass.

A glass of water is never half full or half empty , it is always full.