[Teakhat (OP)]

Moss grows on the South side of our trees....

[evan_au]

...and we enjoy a swim at the beach and an outdoor BBQ at Christmas.

[alancalverd]

The Antipodean Dictionary


N: Barbie - a hyperfeminised piece of plastic

S: Barbie - an overhyped form of cuisine

N: Sindy - an alternative to Barbie

S: Cinder - yesterday's barbie.


N: Stuffing - what you do to chickens

S: Stuffing - what you do to poms


N: coming a creditable second, forcing a draw, rain stopped play....

S: winning (see "stuffing")

[evan_au]

On weather maps, the High and Low pressure regions appear to rotate in opposite directions in the Northern & Southern Hemispheres, due to the Coriolis effect.

However, when you look at them on a globe, you see that in fact they rotate in the same direction - it's just that the weather map is drawn looking down on the weather from the opposite end.

[Airthumbs]

The observable Stars are different. 

[evan_au]

The equatorial constellations are upside-down, when viewed from Australia.

[Teakhat (OP)]

My fav:

The Liberal Party is the conservative side of the street!

[evan_au]

We don't have a Pole Star - the South Pole points to a black hole...