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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3550 on: 12/06/2009 10:20:03 »
Yep, I feel at home on the range.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3551 on: 12/06/2009 10:22:56 »
Since cows have hooves, does that mean that they lacktose?
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« Reply #3552 on: 12/06/2009 10:24:37 »
Do you eat toast? I don't, I stick with calfeine.

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« Reply #3553 on: 12/06/2009 10:27:38 »
No, I drink the udder one.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3554 on: 12/06/2009 10:35:53 »
Brrrrr..... Its Frisian cold here, I think I'll put on a Jersey.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3555 on: 12/06/2009 10:39:38 »
I think you need to beef up the insulation around your house.

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« Reply #3556 on: 12/06/2009 10:47:22 »
Good idea, I'll mend the roof too, stop the rain getting in. We are all wet, Angus up on the washing line to dry please.
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« Reply #3557 on: 12/06/2009 10:50:34 »
You've got to be grazy to do that!

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« Reply #3558 on: 12/06/2009 10:53:45 »
I hear that the leather forecast isn't too good tomorrow.

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« Reply #3559 on: 12/06/2009 11:00:39 »
Ah! You can't hide from these puns, they are the cream of the crop!
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3560 on: 12/06/2009 11:01:48 »
Christmas cracker type joke:

Q - What would you get if you crossed a cow with a grape?
A - A Bovine.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3561 on: 12/06/2009 11:04:30 »
I don't like cream or grapes, I'm bullimic.

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« Reply #3562 on: 12/06/2009 11:11:54 »
Oh! Is it my churn now?
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« Reply #3563 on: 12/06/2009 11:14:15 »
I tried that once, but there was a moo tinny.

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« Reply #3564 on: 12/06/2009 11:18:44 »
You obviously didn't butter up the crew enough.
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« Reply #3565 on: 12/06/2009 11:21:22 »
They were a size a bull bunch, and they weren't in a good mooed

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« Reply #3566 on: 12/06/2009 11:24:45 »
Turned sour did they? What a cheesy bunch. You should have told them 'yogurt a punch in the face'.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3567 on: 12/06/2009 11:27:09 »
Low-coworie yogurt that is. [:)]

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« Reply #3568 on: 12/06/2009 11:36:37 »
Tell that bunch of pansy sailor boys they'd better get a bit butcher and they had brisket on with the work beefore their jobs are at steak.
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« Reply #3569 on: 12/06/2009 11:41:19 »
Very a-moo-sing talking to you, now I must fly.

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« Reply #3570 on: 12/06/2009 11:45:42 »
Yes, I suppose I had better get on, or I'll be in for the chop.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3571 on: 14/06/2009 01:52:36 »
Cows, what about the donkeys?

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: 9 out of 10 times you get an onion with furry ears - but
   1 out of 10 times you get a piece of a** that makes you cry.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3572 on: 14/06/2009 04:52:31 »
Cows, what about the donkeys?
What about the donkeys?

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3573 on: 16/06/2009 00:49:23 »
This is cowsing me great difficulty catching up to you guys. But it behooves me to learn.



« Last Edit: 16/06/2009 01:33:20 by demografx »

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3574 on: 16/06/2009 01:04:08 »
This is cowsing me great difficulty catching up to you guys.

Cowsing??? Donkey know what these people are doing?


I know it is due to the inability of the Kiwi to understand normal people.

Cows, what about the donkeys?
What about the donkeys?


I guess reading depends on where one lives. Those in the southern hemisphere have rather large problems understanding most of the worlds population, those living in the northern hemisphere, as their DNA curls the wrong way due of the Coriolis effect. THEY (and you C4) ARE TWISTED!
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3575 on: 16/06/2009 03:05:30 »
Mwaahaahaa. Yep, that's right. Twisted.


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« Reply #3576 on: 16/06/2009 03:11:33 »
either it is a very well rifled rifle barrel or an optical illusion.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3577 on: 16/06/2009 03:14:14 »
Yeah, well this thread needed some oiling.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3578 on: 16/06/2009 03:25:26 »
Can't you whip out a picture? [:)]

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« Reply #3579 on: 16/06/2009 22:39:17 »

Cowsing??? Donkey know what these people are doing?


Donkey? Maybe. But I certainly know bull when I see it!

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« Reply #3580 on: 17/06/2009 02:42:27 »
Very no bull indeed. [:)]

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« Reply #3581 on: 17/06/2009 03:06:18 »
What do you call a cow with a crown?

Dairy Queen!

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« Reply #3582 on: 17/06/2009 23:33:13 »
They have Dairy Queens in NZ???? MORE BULL!!!!!!!

Ok, who cut the cheese? Now back to the question at had.

Inside of a valve lifter?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3583 on: 18/06/2009 03:55:00 »
You're grazy, get back to your range.

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« Reply #3584 on: 21/06/2009 02:13:15 »
the inside of a cow's leg? No?

Then perhaps the inside of an corrugated iron irrigation pipe?
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« Reply #3585 on: 21/06/2009 02:15:56 »
Aren't you up rather late for a Sunday?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3586 on: 21/06/2009 03:31:44 »
That picture was an optical illusion, I wasn't expecting you to guess what it was!

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« Reply #3587 on: 21/06/2009 03:34:45 »
Here's a new one:

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3588 on: 21/06/2009 03:35:54 »
Aren't you up rather late for a Sunday?
Me? It's 14:35 at the moment.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3589 on: 21/06/2009 09:56:39 »
Looks like reptilian skin to me. Is it a Monitor?
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« Reply #3590 on: 21/06/2009 09:58:19 »
Nope

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« Reply #3591 on: 21/06/2009 10:06:58 »
So it's not reptilian skin then.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3592 on: 21/06/2009 10:11:08 »
No 'tis not.

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« Reply #3593 on: 21/06/2009 10:21:16 »
I will confirm it is part of an animal.

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« Reply #3594 on: 21/06/2009 10:27:04 »
Ah! Then is it a large mammal?
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« Reply #3595 on: 21/06/2009 10:28:41 »
No. Not a mammal at all.

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« Reply #3596 on: 21/06/2009 10:36:30 »
Do I detect scales in the bottom left hand corner?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3597 on: 21/06/2009 10:43:54 »
It's no a fish if that's what you're getting at.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3598 on: 21/06/2009 11:03:29 »
It's a special part of the body.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3599 on: 21/06/2009 11:33:35 »
Here's a new one:

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Is it the underside of a Crocodile or Alligator jaw?

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