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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3850 on: 01/08/2009 10:43:32 »
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If you don't get it then one of the Poms will! [;D]

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3851 on: 01/08/2009 15:47:19 »


SNICKER - Tuba!! WHAT A DOLT !!!


I carried a 4-valve euphonium in the University of Texas Longhorn Band. That was much easier. It weighed almost as much as that Sousaphone!
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3852 on: 01/08/2009 15:47:56 »
How about a cricket leg?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3853 on: 02/08/2009 07:51:04 »
Yes, cricket

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« Reply #3854 on: 03/08/2009 04:19:26 »
Are you glad I am scr**ing off my work or what??

Damn, I'm good!
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3855 on: 03/08/2009 04:20:59 »
I think I've found an investor with about $100,000,000.00 US the first year

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« Reply #3856 on: 05/08/2009 23:59:00 »
I think I've found an investor with about $100,000,000.00 US the first year

OK, I'll bite. Who is it? And can I get an advance of - oh, about $2 Million?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3857 on: 07/08/2009 05:00:08 »
Hi JimBob,
Sorry JimBob, that was a joke on my part [:I]
I don't really have an investor lined up.

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« Reply #3858 on: 07/08/2009 19:23:02 »
Hi JimBob,
Sorry JimBob, that was a joke on my part [:I]
I don't really have an investor lined up.

Then watch out, sucka!
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3859 on: 07/08/2009 20:16:35 »
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If you don't get it then one of the Poms will! [;D]


I know JimBob said it was a cricket...but are ewe sure it's not a cabbage ?

I am sure it is !
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3860 on: 08/08/2009 00:37:22 »

I agree!

               

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3861 on: 08/08/2009 01:25:52 »
Maybe more like cribbage!



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« Reply #3862 on: 08/08/2009 22:07:49 »
Sheepy has lost his marbles.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3863 on: 09/08/2009 00:44:55 »
What is this?

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3864 on: 09/08/2009 12:05:48 »
Moscavado sugar?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3865 on: 10/08/2009 03:42:40 »
Moscavado sugar?
Moscawato? NOpe.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3866 on: 10/08/2009 08:12:36 »
Have you been making sandcastles on your desk?
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« Reply #3867 on: 11/08/2009 06:00:24 »
Nope. No sand castles.
I'll have you know, I make perfect castles.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3868 on: 11/08/2009 13:48:34 »
What is this?

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Is it a ginger haired person that has been put through a sieve ?

yes...yes.....i must be right !
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3869 on: 11/08/2009 14:36:10 »
Is it the chewings of some wood boring insect?
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3870 on: 11/08/2009 14:43:26 »
Is it the chewings of some wood boring insect?

Now that's just plain silly !
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3871 on: 11/08/2009 14:45:03 »
Saw dust or brown sugar! Looks like saw dust!

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3872 on: 11/08/2009 14:46:31 »
OOOH or Fried chicken batter or golden fried batter from something!

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3873 on: 11/08/2009 16:06:47 »
Heh - my first impression was of a KFC.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #3874 on: 11/08/2009 16:09:03 »
Heh - my first impression was of a KFC.

Or rather I should say, 'the first impression I got was that it was a KFC'.  I wasn't trying to impersonate a KFC, which was what I think I accidentally said above.
...And its claws are as big as cups, and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! And Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on its tail, so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you! And instead of a mouth it's got four arses!

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« Reply #3875 on: 12/08/2009 04:56:46 »
Is it a ginger haired person that has been put through a sieve ?

yes...yes.....i must be right !

Yes, and you can still see bits of the brain stuck in there.
I think a sieve would do a better job than that!

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3876 on: 12/08/2009 05:00:01 »
Is it the chewings of some wood boring insect?
Boring?! Who you calling boring?
No, 'tis not

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« Reply #3877 on: 12/08/2009 05:01:39 »
Saw dust or brown sugar! Looks like saw dust!
No, it doesn't taste sweet at all.
It's not saw dust

OOOH or Fried chicken batter or golden fried batter from something!
Nooope.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3878 on: 12/08/2009 06:14:51 »

Looks like my carpeting when I lived in Santa Monica. After being chewed up by a disgruntled canine.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3879 on: 12/08/2009 08:46:59 »
Nope. Sorry, no carpets here

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3880 on: 12/08/2009 09:13:28 »
Is it Copper Sulphate with a personality disorder?

ie. I haven't got a bloody clue.
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3881 on: 12/08/2009 09:38:17 »
It comes out of something

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« Reply #3882 on: 12/08/2009 21:09:34 »

Mattress stuffing!!!! Yes!!!

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3883 on: 13/08/2009 02:44:04 »
Still think it's mattress stuffing?


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« Reply #3884 on: 13/08/2009 02:54:49 »

Hmmmm, I was gonna say couch stuffing, but I guess not............this guy knows when he's stumped......sigh...

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3885 on: 13/08/2009 03:05:58 »
Your grounded.

That was a hint/pun

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3886 on: 13/08/2009 04:33:53 »
Yep..it looks like KFC!

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3887 on: 13/08/2009 04:37:11 »
bread crumb stuffing?

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3888 on: 13/08/2009 04:40:44 »
Your grounded.

That was a hint/pun

cornmeal?

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3889 on: 13/08/2009 04:48:04 »

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« Reply #3890 on: 13/08/2009 04:48:26 »
Not cornmeal either

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3891 on: 13/08/2009 08:11:56 »
Ginger nuts!
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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3892 on: 13/08/2009 08:13:21 »
No mate

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3893 on: 13/08/2009 12:41:06 »
not nutmeg or cinnamon what about ginger?

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3894 on: 14/08/2009 05:13:51 »
No.

It's hot

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3895 on: 14/08/2009 05:31:10 »
Dude you gavew it away now stop gringing on me..... we already no I'm hot!!! Lol....been 86 degrees F. for a few days here at the house!

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« Reply #3896 on: 14/08/2009 05:33:20 »
Hot as in chilli hot.

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3897 on: 14/08/2009 05:46:15 »
chilli powder? Lol....lol....

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Re: Can you Guess What This is ?
« Reply #3898 on: 14/08/2009 07:16:01 »
Ground dried chili pepper.


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« Reply #3899 on: 14/08/2009 07:39:38 »
yummy!

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