A place for Lonely hearts, 'thankyou the independent'.

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Scientist with fetish for cheese, seeks new tie ironer, thats like a man but not a man really (if you exist please call). A chemist would be prefered, manly to discuss coffee and cheese. My main qualities include: thoughfulness, consideration, reflectionate, respectfulness and budgeting. My hobbies include: go karting, shooting cats from my window, chess, and nose/ear picking/scratching. Her qualities: I'd rather they didnt use the internet, and they knew how to make coffee with intuition/ other than that no snoring, talking while we eat, drinking loadly, calling friends(ever), sleeping to near or to far from the middle of the bed(I will draw a line), and they must not under any circumstance, own a hamster. 


Would like to make a special thankyou to cat t. For helping me come forward and look for love so quickly after my wife left.   
« Last Edit: 01/03/2007 20:50:22 by jolly »

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« Reply #1 on: 02/03/2007 18:53:22 »
Lady fortune teller: seeks Man who knows who he is!

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« Reply #2 on: 02/03/2007 18:54:03 »
Baker: seeks person of opposite sex to help put buns in the oven.

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« Reply #3 on: 02/03/2007 19:21:46 »
husband: seeks bimbo to get own back on cheating wife.
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« Reply #4 on: 02/03/2007 19:22:39 »
Wife: so do I. (will provide sissors and hand cuffs).
« Last Edit: 03/03/2007 15:07:24 by jolly »

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« Reply #5 on: 02/03/2007 19:43:07 »
man seeks: ex-wife look alike, for arguements and plate smashing. Now own crash helmit.

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« Reply #6 on: 02/03/2007 19:44:14 »
Wife: seeks someone to take her place.

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« Reply #7 on: 02/03/2007 19:48:41 »
used car salesman: quite young, and in good condition. seeks feemale, to take him out round the town.

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« Reply #8 on: 02/03/2007 19:51:48 »
drunk: seeks anyone who'll pay for it. would prefer a woman... 
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« Reply #9 on: 02/03/2007 22:22:12 »
clown: who is very tender and ashamed of the way he earns a living, seeks a person who would'nt laught at him; A good juggler(multi-tasking), Who understands the the typrope of life. Someone who knows about depression would be good. 

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« Reply #10 on: 02/03/2007 22:24:53 »
Gardener: who likes playing in the garden seeks someone to sort out the house.

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« Reply #11 on: 02/03/2007 22:38:37 »
Adult/child: Who knows the difference between life and death, seeks equally well rounded person for fun and mega s-x sessions, maybe more. The applicant should refuse to ever iron a tie. And say the f word more than I do, Also they should be aware that love if anything is not a game.

Only joking. But, if I ever wrote a lonely hearts it would probably go somthing like that. 
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« Reply #12 on: 02/03/2007 23:26:52 »
Professional Turkey Catcher: seeks a different kind of fun. maybe more.

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« Reply #13 on: 03/03/2007 16:00:41 »
professional smoker seeks: The light of their life. maybe more.
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« Reply #14 on: 03/03/2007 16:04:33 »
hampster seeks: new home away from mad cheese hogging scientist. Have own cage will walk to your house. The tie obsessed need not apply.
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« Reply #15 on: 03/03/2007 16:14:18 »
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Rosy 
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« Reply #16 on: 04/03/2007 20:52:42 »
rosy that was a play on words. gay means happy after all. do you own a thisel whistle?


Writer seeks: A new moderator. maybe more.lol
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« Reply #17 on: 04/03/2007 20:56:18 »
Desperate non-famous person seeks: lily allen(not that you have to be, desperate to want her that is, not lily allen; well I know what I mean even if you dont, look cheese stop talking to me while I type, I know! I know!, stop talking about it o.k, yes! we can have some crackers, can I finish what I was typing now- thankyou)
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« Reply #18 on: 05/03/2007 21:12:39 »
Professional onion puller seeks: Someone that wont make them cry. 

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« Reply #19 on: 05/03/2007 21:13:55 »
Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.

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« Reply #20 on: 05/03/2007 21:19:41 »
Scientist seeks: Rich women to help make a beaver dance. maybe more.

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« Reply #21 on: 05/03/2007 21:26:56 »
professional singer seeks: A good glass dodging, listener. For dancing, eating and nights out. maybe more.

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« Reply #22 on: 06/03/2007 00:29:40 »
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Shrink seeks: Someone already shrunk.

that one actually made me laugh!
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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« Reply #23 on: 19/04/2007 20:54:07 »
Scientist seeks: Someone inteligent. Opposites attract- apperently.

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« Reply #24 on: 25/04/2007 13:17:16 »
Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Senior seeks: College.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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« Reply #25 on: 29/04/2007 23:43:39 »
Tree hugger seeks: lawyer- for cosy chats and help with lawsuit, maybe more...

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« Reply #26 on: 29/04/2007 23:55:58 »
LOL, tree hugger, LOL

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #27 on: 30/04/2007 00:05:58 »
Desperate housewife seeks: Attention from anyone- quiet walks around the garden, chit chat in the kitchen, help moving stuff from here to there, help taking the lid off a jam jar... maybe more.lol

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« Reply #28 on: 30/04/2007 00:22:28 »
Desperate house husband seeks: sex,(what seriously no quiet walks or help moving stuff from here to there)no just sex.ones bad enought, you mad? no more thank you...lol
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« Reply #29 on: 30/04/2007 00:26:29 »
LOL LOL! Poor fellow!!

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #30 on: 30/04/2007 00:28:10 »
Desperate housewife seeks: Attention from anyone- quiet walks around the garden, chit chat in the kitchen, help moving stuff from here to there, help taking the lid off a jam jar... maybe more.lol

Thats funny! LOL

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #31 on: 30/04/2007 00:31:19 »
well we all know thats what they do- I've seen them on channel four, there at it every week.lol

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« Reply #32 on: 30/04/2007 00:34:54 »
NO NO It's not the Jam jar, Its the pickle Jar! LOL! [;D] [;D]

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« Reply #33 on: 30/04/2007 13:16:36 »
Video gamer seeks: MORE VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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« Reply #34 on: 30/04/2007 14:37:03 »
Astronaut seeks: someone who can send him to the moon! 
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« Reply #35 on: 30/04/2007 16:31:12 »
This just in:

Astronauts begin to think no-one is coming for them.
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« Reply #36 on: 30/04/2007 17:49:41 »
LOL  Houston, I think we have a problem...
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« Reply #37 on: 01/05/2007 15:59:44 »
...We're out of cheese!

Houston: Darn it! Ask the astronauts if they have any extra they can beam down to us!

....what astronauts?
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« Reply #38 on: 02/05/2007 04:03:31 »
Houston: Oh, good Lordie!  Where are the astronauts now?  They must be lost in space!
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« Reply #39 on: 02/05/2007 06:53:28 »
In another dimension!

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« Reply #40 on: 02/05/2007 15:07:40 »
LOL, tree hugger, LOL

He was just barking up the wrong tree
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« Reply #41 on: 02/05/2007 15:08:07 »
In another dimension!

I hope it is 3-D!  LOL
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« Reply #42 on: 02/05/2007 16:54:05 »
Astronauts: This dimension has a lot of cheese.

Other Astronaut: Yup, Houston would like it here!
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« Reply #43 on: 05/05/2007 00:58:25 »
Word seeks: Other words to help make a sentence.

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« Reply #44 on: 06/05/2007 13:14:45 »
Yoda seeks: Female green hobbit, for light sader practice, collecting weird green stuff for weird green food, afternoon strolls through the swamp, maybe more...

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« Reply #45 on: 31/05/2007 05:55:02 »
LOL I MISSED THIS LOL!!!HEE HEE HEE!

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« Reply #46 on: 31/05/2007 09:25:20 »
LOL, tree hugger, LOL


Apparently my R.E teacher's brother hugs trees.. Apparently he's really weird.. But that's coming from my RE teacher who's really weird and sniffs his water!! [;)]
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« Reply #47 on: 31/05/2007 09:29:49 »
I love trees, LOL The tree activists are always being labeled around here as tree huggers!

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« Reply #48 on: 31/05/2007 09:43:00 »
LOL! [;D] <<< The smileys get confusing with A4L and this forum!! I keep either forgetting to put the [] in this forum or putting the [] in that forum!
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« Reply #49 on: 31/05/2007 10:54:29 »
YAYYYYY THAT ONE I HAVE TO REMEMBER and put the brackets first and then..write inside if them! LOL

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