Let us lighten up and tell a few jokes or exaggerations for amusement?

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Offline Alan McDougall

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We had this very large apricot tree which hundreds of birds sat on eating our precious fruit.


So my dad decided to put bird lime (glue) on every branch and leaf of the tree.


He first shouted and shook the tree until all the birds flew off in fright


We then waited in great anticipation for all the bird to return.


On the return of  all of the birds when all of them roosted on our precious tree again!


We both then let out a great roar and to our utter amazement all the birds took off taking the whole tree roots and all with them


By Alan McDougall

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Offline Karen W.

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LOL....LOL...HEE HEE HEE....MUSY HAVE BEEN SMALL TREE....LOL

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