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Science "roses are red" poems
« on: 15/06/2017 15:39:31 »
Type any science-related poems.

I have this one:

Roses are red,
bile is green,
and white blood cells
going from my spleen.

P.s. this originated in one video about why is pee yellow and poo brown(by minuteearth)
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #1 on: 15/06/2017 21:21:53 »
M stars are red
O stars are blue
Brown dwarfs are dim,
and not easy to view
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #2 on: 15/06/2017 23:16:20 »
Gentle is red;
Stronger is blue;
Then ultra violent
And rays that kill too.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #3 on: 16/06/2017 09:05:42 »
Sky can be blue
Sky can be red
But without atmosphere
There will be black.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #4 on: 16/06/2017 19:05:44 »
How about a limerick?

In line with the constant of Hubble,
the cosmos expands like a bubble.
Except in the past,
it did not grow as fast.
So it just might be headed for trouble.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #5 on: 16/06/2017 19:09:47 »
Quote from: Tomassci on 16/06/2017 09:05:42
Sky can be blue
Sky can be red
But without atmosphere
There will be black.

Hmm, to keep with the rhyme, I might have made the last line:
"We'd all be dead."
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #6 on: 19/06/2017 22:21:56 »
My blood is red,
My eyes are blue,
I must be human,
But I'm not sure about you.

 :P
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #7 on: 09/07/2017 09:07:08 »
Eyes can be brown,
And I've got clue,
But if you're baby
Your eyes are blue.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #8 on: 09/07/2017 10:39:04 »
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme,
this one doesn't.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #9 on: 09/07/2017 13:15:13 »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Onions are pickled
I wish I was too.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #10 on: 09/07/2017 14:49:48 »
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The media doesn't represent
'All' the facts that are true
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #11 on: 01/06/2018 07:47:35 »
Roses are red
Galaxies blue
If they move towards
The dear viewer, you.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #12 on: 30/07/2018 19:26:57 »
Hello, can u say something about a <<<<<<SPAM LINK REMOVED >>>>>> on Android. How can we use this application in our phones?
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #13 on: 31/07/2018 06:05:27 »
Quote from: oooks on 30/07/2018 19:26:57
Hello, can u say something about a <<<<<<SPAM LINK REMOVED >>>>>> on Android. How can we use this application in our phones?
So, you join our forum, post 5 pointless messages, and then post spam.
Why would we want you here?
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #14 on: 01/08/2018 07:02:10 »
All Roses aren't Red
The Sky isn't always Blue
The Universe ain't just all E = mc˛
It's got Laughter & Giggles too


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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #15 on: 05/08/2018 01:11:02 »
Roses are not red
Violets are not blue
Sugar is not sweet
And neither are you ...


The anti-valentine poem.  :)


Took me ages to think of that lolz.



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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #16 on: 07/08/2018 11:23:11 »
Light can be red,
It can be blue,
But that wavelength
Is what makes it true.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #17 on: 07/08/2018 19:19:49 »
Roses are dead,
Violets are too.
Don't let the drought
Do the same thing to you.
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Re: Science "roses are red" poems
« Reply #18 on: 19/08/2018 14:18:09 »
The Sun is hot,
The Sun is bright,
A bit of nucleosynthesis
Makes the Sun what it is.

Other stars do it too,
H+H into photon whoo.
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