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Calescent Condiments are the oppressors of the digestive tract..this is fact......when imbibed they seek out intestine contents for bully and traumatizing fun. It is then no wonder that a mass exodus...ie: an emergency evacuation is ordered and all intestinal traffic is ' passed through ' with alacrity and zeal.Measures have been taken to protect the innocents here, committees have been set up to construct strategies...it is indeed an ongoing Bowel Movement !This is true.
Nah.. It's something permanent. 
Been done. It didn't work. He spent the next 3 months sitting in a bath of cold custard shouting "The vegetables are coming! The vegetables are coming!"