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« on: 30/03/2007 08:39:06 »
I feel the first stirrings in my bowels indicating that sometime in the next half hour or so I'll need a poo. But if I have a hot cup of tea or coffee I need to go within a few minutes. Why is that?
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« Reply #1 on: 30/03/2007 09:50:28 »
Ma y be wrong, but i think coffee is a mild colonic and and such may/will help with your, erm...movement. You can also get coffee enema's! I would guess tea is the same as it contains caffeine.

Caffeine also has a mild diuretic effect, increasing your urine production

Smokers may also experience this, often you will need to go to the toilet not long after your first morning cigarette, although i am not sure as to why.

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« Reply #2 on: 31/03/2007 20:35:38 »
I have a small allergy to caffiene so limit it. I can drink coffee and such without the worry of lack of sleep, but it givesw me hives, and sends me to the loo also within minutes for both!

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« Reply #3 on: 14/04/2007 10:31:40 »
gastrorectal reflex

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« Reply #4 on: 14/04/2007 14:14:48 »
Calescent Condiments are the oppressors of the digestive tract..this is fact......when imbibed they seek out intestine contents for bully and traumatizing fun. It is then no wonder that a mass exodus...ie: an emergency evacuation is ordered and all intestinal traffic is  ' passed through ' with alacrity and zeal.

Measures have been taken to protect the innocents here, committees have been set up to construct strategies...it is indeed an ongoing Bowel Movement !

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« Reply #5 on: 15/04/2007 08:57:43 »
LOL...HEE HEE hee

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« Reply #6 on: 16/04/2007 08:50:59 »
Calescent Condiments are the oppressors of the digestive tract..this is fact......when imbibed they seek out intestine contents for bully and traumatizing fun. It is then no wonder that a mass exodus...ie: an emergency evacuation is ordered and all intestinal traffic is  ' passed through ' with alacrity and zeal.

Measures have been taken to protect the innocents here, committees have been set up to construct strategies...it is indeed an ongoing Bowel Movement !

This is true.

Matron! Neil needs his medication!  [:D]
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« Reply #7 on: 16/04/2007 15:21:56 »
Nah.. It's something permanent. [:o]
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« Reply #8 on: 17/04/2007 09:11:38 »
Nah.. It's something permanent. [:o]

Yes, he's on it permanently
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« Reply #9 on: 17/04/2007 09:14:16 »
Deary dear! [:o] Some kind of surgery in his brain might help? [;)]
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« Reply #10 on: 17/04/2007 13:46:27 »
Been done. It didn't work. He spent the next 3 months sitting in a bath of cold custard shouting "The vegetables are coming! The vegetables are coming!"
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« Reply #11 on: 17/04/2007 14:16:56 »
Been done. It didn't work. He spent the next 3 months sitting in a bath of cold custard shouting "The vegetables are coming! The vegetables are coming!"


Erhmm...if ewe recall, I merely took your place. And you were not quick to advise me that there were in fact vegetables already  running amok in the custard bath....I discovered quite a traumatized Parsnip with the tell-tell signs of Castor teeth marks and who knows where else it had been ?...it was warm !!......the poor thing is still undergoing therapy....This vegetable is in danger of becoming a sentient state !!
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« Reply #12 on: 17/04/2007 14:39:13 »
LOL [;D]
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