STAR WARS...............The please add one Word or Sentence Story!

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Offline Ben6789

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The troopers aim at leia...
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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They fire she falls to the ground . dead without a doubt no hallucinations.. silence reined strong .......The battle was over and so the final curtain draws closed the crowd stands on their feet and applaud the curtains draw  back for a second bow.. It is finally over!!!

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Hee Hee, just kidding on that folks, in fact, Luke came in at the last moment and saved her.
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from the incinerator and instead buried her somewhere away from peering eyes and oglers!

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Offline Ben6789

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But the death star takes off again to the skies and focuses it's eye on luke.
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Thinking quickly, Luke throws sand in the Death star's eye.
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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The Death Star cries out in pain but with no hands to rub the sand out of it's eye, the troopers must do the job, and are distracted.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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We interrupt this message for a small commercial break.  Milky Way, the chocolate bar of the Galaxy!
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Offline Karen W.

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lol....lol...lol......ooh SORRY! hee hee AND ME FAVORITE..lol

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Stay tuned as we preview tomorrows next episode for "Lost In Space Forum"
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HEE HEE I will tune in for that one.. I loved that! NOw Wheres that luke when you need em! LOL

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Now back to the show, already in progress.
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The death star still hovering just  in the distance seems stunned , but only temporarily when all of a sudden.....

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It blew up! leaving a small weapon dubbed the sun crusher! needless to say...
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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There was  no time to spare they had to  react quickly in order to ......

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make sure the chicken salad didnt go off!

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Offline Ben6789

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(yeah! Jolly's back on! How's it goin?)

It was up to Jar Jar Binks to ensure that didn't happen, but...
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He was severly wounded from a grenade blast, he was near death. [:-'(]
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when the princess passed on some really cool healing Luff that gave him just the right amount of motivation to self heal and come to the aid of his friends  after shaking off the ...

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Shotgun troopers chasing him.
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Everything was totally shaken up by the commotion of the moments when young.......

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Young and the Restless music sounds in the background as Luke scoops Laura up in his arms....scratch that it is General Hospital....LOL  Wrong Luke wrong show....switching the channel back for your enjoyment of young YODA returns with an orange throttling Jar Jar with it.
« Last Edit: 22/05/2007 22:39:21 by moonfire »
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"Stop telling knock knock jokes" he screams as leia hits him on the head repeatedly with a mango, captin walls laughting, decides to throw a few donna kebabs at them,

in the middle of the throw mr hedgehog dons his vote for pedro t`shirt, grabs his ore and...... 

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Knock knock!
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"Whos's there?"

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banana (lol)

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Banana who?

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Before the joke can finish, the troopers interrupt and blast away Jar Jar, the only hope for the galaxy.
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Slimey slippery banana like substance splatters across the whole......

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Troop of troopers who eat it.
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Then begin retching all over the place divulging Jar jars brilliant scheme to poison all of the troopers and win even in the face of his demise! LOL HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
« Last Edit: 23/05/2007 17:07:09 by Karen W. »

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Suddenly out of the night sky a bright light moving faster than the speed of a man running to the loo after eating a dodgy curry

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shot across the sky in front of them.. illuminating all of the ............

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Honey monsters from the planet Zarg who had just arrived for there annual 

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inspection of the lovely swarms and conditions of their positive output to their supply of Honey! LOL...

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Meanwhile sitting at home watching his favorite episode of cheers, Luke floorcleaner had a moment of pure inspiration,
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and we interrupt this moment for a commercial break....
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He could get a lot better deal on alien.........

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DAMN I HATE COMMERCIALS. 

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We return back to Star Wars on another planet and possibly another era???
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Ok Hans! Where did you hide my teeth this time you old fart? says Leah as she fumbles around the nightstand next to the bed in search of the toof cup!!!! LOL

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Luke bravley fends off the Zarg with his mop which he dipped in fast drying concrete, "That's gotta hurt!" Says the captain.
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But then an alien snake comes down and swallosws the weapon.
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Of course being indigestible, the thing gets stuck inside the snake and after many days the snakes venomous body explodes leaving a trail of green slime behind as a reminder of his ever evil presence
among the  galaxies!

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Meanwhile Zarg junior the stunted evil side kick and twin brother of zarg major was pondering what his next move should be and of course with him being only 2 inches tall .............
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it was hard to see him behind jar jar binks.
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doing anything that would help or give aid to the cause....

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we interrupt this broadcast for a breaking news story...

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There is a new gal on the scene!

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Who is kidnapping Jar Jar Binks from the galaxy
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