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Offline Karen W.

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He was as a crazed mad dog so engaged in the moment of sheer pleasure that he did not even notice when the.......

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maid stole his helmit, in an act of revenge for the shaking incident, she....

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RAn swiftly out of his reach and his overpowering erge for the whipped cream had such a grip on his mind and body that he forgot how important wearing that helmet was to his own Identity!

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suddenly a hologram of the emperor apeared in the corner of the room ´Vader where is your helmet?´ Vader desperately wiping wiped cream from his face and eyes says´.......

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My Helmet ,, That sneaky maid must have made off with it now I must make her  pay.........
« Last Edit: 11/07/2016 02:36:33 by Karen W. »

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!....I´ll just finish the cream off first´ and going back towards the table his eyes getting bigger!!! The emperor says ´VADER!.......

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What is wrong with you ... To let a maid lure you with such sinfully delicious.....lovely...........OH Let me in there ... You shall do it now.....! Be off with you and do not return until you have reclaimed the helmet once again and regained your composure returning to the more acceptable Dark side!

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Mean while JAR JAR.......

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has his head stuck in a small unusually shaped........

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hat, the lady thought about......
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Quickly adding some super glue around the brim so that his incessant chattering could become a muffled hum beneath the the hat encouraging a greater harmony amongst the........

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the Jedi council
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who were all engaged in a game of........

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laser tag....chasing each other around the council room and yelling obscenities at each other, whilst....

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the cabbage people, invaded the local.......

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Farmers market to monopolize the cabbage stands and make sure that all the .....

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Cornnetos were......

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Where they were supposed to be! (*whispering* What are cornnetos? )

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when the pizza wookie came in
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The Jedi Council fell silent and began to drool and salivate over the smells emanating from the delivery enclosure which the wookie so casually had balanced on his shoulder as he entered the council room to...

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to warn the jedi council of the dangers of anchovies and what they do to thier understanding of the force
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  . Suddenly he was overcome by council members piling over him in attempts to remove the contents of the box.. There was a crazed look in the council members eyes as each one ripped at the contents of the now destroyed enclosure. Deepening moans of pleasure filled the room as they devoured the...

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poisoned anchovie, pineapple, and blue cheese pizza,
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( we should send this to george lucas )
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( we should send this to George Lucas )
LOL LOL!

Soon all that was heard was the quiet moans from the council as they drifted off into an intoxicated poison stupor which rendered them unconscious and without the power of the force to ......

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speed dial QVC for that great towel collection with the pictures of....

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My Super hero's!
« Last Edit: 30/09/2007 16:05:46 by Karen W. »

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Obi One Eye asked his Kin, Can you feel the force.....Kin?
Science is continually evolving. Nothing is set in stone. Question everything and everyone. Always consider vested interests as a reason for miss-direction. But most of all explore and find answers that you are comfortable with

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Oh Yes indeed the force is strong in this one!

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as he was on the toilet
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Jabba the hut.....

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freezing c-3po in carbonite
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declared that it was time to unfreeze Hans and allow him to.....

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boogy!
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YAYYYYYYYYYY!

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The jawa terrorists blew up Mos Eisley,
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which doomed the land of no Jolly :) into the longest period spontaneous laughter ever experienced by

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a solitary earthworm
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. full stop.

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said general grevious commanding the star destroyer
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the general had been weeping for days because the kitchen unit he had built, had a hole in the corner, which was just big enough for a.....

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rodent to pass through and begin nesting!

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Sequites appeared and blew up Taco Bell with a shotgun!!!111!1!11!!!11!
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and that solitary earthworm just....

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diedd!11!!111111@!!1211!
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NO rest for the weary the the ship sped on into the darkness leaving a trail of.......

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banana pudding
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which was handy because...

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It glowed in the dark and the darkness was becoming more prevalent as the stars began to burn out in the atmosphere around the.......

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revolvers blazing away at Thugs! Fist fight! Fist fight!
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