STAR WARS...............The please add one Word or Sentence Story!

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suddenly, the MnM activated is booster engines, and the death-star's Guns were broght to bear, revealing the other side of the MnM as the evil Death-star.

Needless to say, our heros where very befuddled. (hehe, thats a funny word)
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

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Suddenly luke stood in a trance feeling the power of the force ... he began to speak saying it's the princess I believe we are close...yes I am sure of it I can smell her.....

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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she says of course, shes been in the back the whole time, now just pay attention.
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I would engage you in a battle of wits, but it is against my moral code to attack the unarmed.

he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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Then the aliens, who became friends with Jar Jar, begin attacking the Death Star to stall it's firing sequence.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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however, the chocolatelyness of the death star just absorbed all the attacks, and the beam fired at the planet.  The cream colored and cloudy beam came in contact with the planet, and gave it a nice cream filling.
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he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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Which Jar Jar ate with his new alien friends, collapsing the planet.
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the death star then entered hyperspace, pointed directly at the planet coruscant.
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Planet Crescant was in deep danger and luke made a desperate plan to have Jar Jar eat the beam after it's fired.
Life is like a video game, always trying to win. To bad it's impossible to beat Death's high score.

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Jar Jar now weighing 2000 stone colasped and exploded sending creamy big macs in all directions

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His alien friends mourned.
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By singing a song that went.....

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joy to the world he is dead we'll barb-q his head wat will happen to his body? well flush it down the potty around and around it goes, around and around it goes, oh! around and around and around it goes!


(tune to joy to the world)
LCPL Hart USMC 6400 I Level Avionics

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(It was a freakin period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

After the song was done everyone was so distracted the failed to note Planet Crescant danger.
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As they watched his remains exploding a visual miracle began to take place....wait it was not a miracle! Jar Jar was regenerating himself and with each piece of his remains he  was replicating himself , over and over again.. .. The Lady said, "Captain, Luke.. do you see that?" There are hundreds of Jar Jars!!
« Last Edit: 07/05/2007 17:02:10 by Karen W. »

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Luke cursed, Captin Walls cried.
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The lady Fainted dead away!!

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Yes he regenerated into mega- jar jar Even more annoying than before

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"That's it we have to dump some of these duplicates off on another planet they are making me crazy and giving me a headache!" she stated.

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"Well how are we going to dump them" asks Luke "there all clinging to the side and telling knock knock jokes"

"I know" says Captin walls "lets.....
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THE END!
« Last Edit: 12/05/2007 01:21:54 by jolly »

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Okay, our producers must be really poor to end it like this.

I know, lets call the Ben kid with connections.

Sounds good to me.

*Connections help the movie continue*

...lets drop him back off on his home planet!
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psst!  A supernova wouldn't make the universe, galaxy, or etc end.  Just the solar system, and maybe a radius of about 10 light-years.

end of the end
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Eh? What the heck? oh well

THey attempted to drop jar jar off but the Death Star had already reached his planet and was preparing to fire.
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psst!  A supernova wouldn't make the universe, galaxy, or etc end.  Just the solar system, and maybe a radius of about 10 light-years.

end of the end


Psst! It doesn't have to destroy the galaxy, just the main character! [;)]
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dont you get it!?!?!

the good guys always win! [;D][;)][;D]
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he's back!!!!

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Still don't understand.

Jar Jar, seeing the Death Star aimed at his planet, gets an idea to save it by doing what he does best, he floats over to the death star and tells knock knock jokes, three troopers inside die of the stupidity.
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so He begins to dance around spinning like a top until....

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The Death  Star spins off topic with him, throwing off his aim from the planet.
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The vast void of empty space encircled them in silence when suddenly......

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Captain Hedgehog arrives on the scene with all of his compadres and exclaims,"I thought this was the end and it was really the beginning!"
"Just Me, Lo" Loretta

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"The beginning?" questions the Lady.

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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"only the beginning, Lady." Said Captain Hedgehog, "And now you will experience the real deal."
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She looked at him with questioning eyes that turned to confusion. She asked, "If It has not been the real deal thus far, then what the heck have I been doing for all this time?"

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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"Practicing! can't you remember going into the virtual reality chamber?"
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"Virtual Reality?" Lady said, but an interruption was caused by troopers launching ice cream at them.
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"Yes I do remember!" So real so wonderful.. and then the storm troopers...What are we going to do now?" cries the Lady!

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"I miss the virtual reality..Thingy alot, maybe it's time to try this version on for size?" " It is a good thing Me is not alone is this lonely Planet!" "It is good to have you by my side, Captain with you I am never alone.. and always safe"
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 "Captain I must be off to my chambers as the day holds much work ahead.. and I am overwhelmed by reality." "Please steer this ship safely ahead..You have my full permission to guide it where you like.."

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set course into the sun! wait, nevermind.  Set course to the planet tuckashirtin!
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LOL.. LOL.. "Sorry" I must be tired.. I thought you said planet"Tuckashirtin!" LOL...."I think I am experiencing space sickness or perhaps I am experiencing  an effect of the laughing gas from the atmosphere!!!" LOL LOL LOL....

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oh, sorry, wrong planet.  Set course to planet Tuckasockin!
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The Death Star was mad about being interrupted and stopped from destroying two planets, so it turned and fired at...
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the jelly ball! The firing sequence began...
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he's back!!!!

no, my name is not Bill Nye

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"Evasive action!" Cried Captain Wall, and they turned toward the only place they could go...
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gray alert! we are entering neutral territory.  If I don't make it out of this, tell my wife I said hello.
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"Actually she's on the phone." Lady said, and Captain Walls said goodbye as his wife beraded him for a whole slew of other things.
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how is she in the phone? were in the middle of space and she is at the planet, be don't have phone lines connecting there! unless... Helm! check for hull breach!
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It turned out to be Jar Jar playing a prank call, they ejected him into space, "How did he get back in here anyway.." Helm said.
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awwww! that was another balloon! find the real Jar Jar!
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'LOL someone do something about this gas as my sides hurt LOL!!!!"

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."