[RD (OP)]

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[Bored chemist]

Anyone  with impaired respiration would be well advised to avoid that headgear.

[evan_au]

That looks ideal for central China in the middle of Winter.

In Central China in 6 months (or in Australia today), this would be intolerably hot.

In any case, it will muffle high-velocity sneeze droplets, but not block them entirely.

Not recommended for people with claustrophobia...

[RD (OP)]

Maybe they don't get The Simpsons in China ?


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Surgical masks apparently provide some protection ...
https://inews.co.uk/news/health/face-masks-coronavirus-china-virus-spreading-why-wear-safe-explained-1375178

[marcus1RM]

Is it from Hong Kong's protesters outfit?

[RD (OP)]

Double protection ...


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[Bored chemist]

Anyone  with impaired respiration would be well advised to avoid that headgear.

[alancalverd]

Or indeed normal respiration, as far as the water bottle is concerned. Still, he has an i-phone, so why would he need a life?

[Petrochemicals]

Maybe they don't get The Simpsons in China ?


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Surgical masks apparently provide some protection ...
https://inews.co.uk/news/health/face-masks-coronavirus-china-virus-spreading-why-wear-safe-explained-1375178

was it banned like winnie the poo

[RD (OP)]

Colour-coordinated: the orange trim on the helmet matches the orange diamonds on his cardigan ... 


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[RD (OP)]

And the award for the most politically-incorrect COVID mask goes to ...


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Was he shopping at IKKKEA ?   

[RD (OP)]

How about cloth masks with an actual-size wrap-around photo of your own face,
so from a distance you look maskless ?


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[Bored chemist]

How about cloth masks with an actual-size wrap-around photo of your own face,
so from a distance you look maskless ?


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Can I get one with someone else's face  on it?
The police round here use face recognition...

[Petrochemicals]

And the award for the most politically-incorrect COVID mask goes to ...


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Was he shopping at IKKKEA ?   

And the easiest to make

[RD (OP)]

Coronavirus: Face coverings to be mandatory on public transport [England]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52927089

Cue Blue Peter music ...
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/how-to-wear-and-make-a-cloth-face-covering/

[RD (OP)]

How about ... masks with an actual-size wrap-around photo of your own face,
so from a distance you look maskless ?

Someone beat me to it ... https://www.boredpanda.com/mask-print-face-id-danielle-baskin/

[alancalverd]

Better still, buy a Donald Trump mask, available in all good toyshops around 5 November.

[RD (OP)]

Better still, buy a Donald Trump mask, available in all good toyshops around 5 November.

They're currently half price. I think I've spotted a contradiction-in-terms though ...

"Realistic  ...Donald Trump Mask ... Full Head-Hair" ...