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How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?

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How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« on: 13/01/2021 15:09:09 »
Quote from: evan_au on 13/01/2021 08:20:55
Quote from: Petrochemicals
If I have an injection I pass out
It's a good idea to tell the nurse/doctor about that before giving you the injection - so they don't panic, call an ambulance, etc.

Personally, I prefer to look the other way when people stick needles in my arm...

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if I wait 15 minutes and then press on the injection site once more I pass out once more
I suggest that you don't do that.

They need to get through a lot of injections every hour, and if you consume the attention of one medical professional for 30 minutes, that is 5-10 people who are going to miss out on their vaccination.

Hey!

How do i become a VACCINE INJECTOR?

I understand I will get £12.58 If I give you this covid vaccine.
If I jag 60 people an hour I will get £754.80 per hour.

PLEASE TELL ME. I WANT TO INJECT VACCINES. For a 12 hour shift I will get £9056.60 a day. TELL ME .

In 111 days I will become a millionaire with £1000000 in the bank.

Those administering a Covid vaccine will receive £12.58. Those participating in the Covid vaccination programme will receive a £12.58 “item of service” fee per injection.

I want to save people by vaxxing them and become rich too.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #1 on: 13/01/2021 19:16:03 »
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 15:09:09
I understand
No, it seems you do not.
Do you understand the difference between price and profit?
Do you expect your co-workers to work for free?
Do you expect that you would be doing this in a field or something, or do you see that you will need premises?

How's your medical liability insurance?
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #2 on: 13/01/2021 21:30:00 »
Quote from: Bored chemist on 13/01/2021 19:16:03
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 15:09:09
I understand
No, it seems you do not.
Do you understand the difference between price and profit?
Do you expect your co-workers to work for free?
Do you expect that you would be doing this in a field or something, or do you see that you will need premises?

How's your medical liability insurance?

The vaccine is given free this means 12.58 will all mine.

no coworkers required.

If i did have co-workers i could become richer quicker. pay them minimum wage of 10/hour and get to keep 650 per hour.


i could keep 10 workers and be a millionaire in only 14 days.

i dont need medical insurance since vaccines are guaranteed by the government/makers.

now how do i become a vaxxer?
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #3 on: 13/01/2021 23:20:42 »
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
i dont need medical insurance since vaccines are guaranteed by the government/makers.
Your maladministration of the vaccine is not covered.

Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
now how do i become a vaxxer?
Easy, you just become a doctor, nurse, pharmacist or any of the medically trained people who are being asked to administer the vaccines.
Or, I suppose you could become friends with an MP who will give you a contract to run a vaccine admin company.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #4 on: 14/01/2021 16:00:47 »
Quote from: Colin2B on 13/01/2021 23:20:42
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
i dont need medical insurance since vaccines are guaranteed by the government/makers.
Your maladministration of the vaccine is not covered.

Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
now how do i become a vaxxer?
Easy, you just become a doctor, nurse, pharmacist or any of the medically trained people who are being asked to administer the vaccines.
Or, I suppose you could become friends with an MP who will give you a contract to run a vaccine admin company.




That takes too long. I just need a 10 minute training session being a quick learner.

I won't administrate. its really hard to maladminister a jag. you get a an arm or a rump and stab and squeeze.

It's not rocket science.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #5 on: 14/01/2021 19:20:15 »
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
The vaccine is given free this means 12.58 will all mine.
Wrong, and wrong.
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
no coworkers required.
Wrong again.
Quote from: championoftruth on 13/01/2021 21:30:00
i dont need medical insurance since vaccines are guaranteed by the government/makers.
And wrong again.
You really don't seem to be very bright.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #6 on: 14/01/2021 19:22:48 »
The first person to complain that you hurt them will bankrupt you, whether you actually hurt them or not. In the case of actual harm, you could be tried and imprisoned for assault or criminal negligence. If you are not a registered healthcare professional, certified paramedic or medical technician, nobody will defend you.

The training is really interesting and along the way you may learn to deliver babies, work in a laboratory, jump out of aeroplanes, and a whole bunch of other skills including a lot of humility.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #7 on: 14/01/2021 19:47:35 »
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I just need a 10 minute training session being a quick learner.
Before anyone will insure you, you need to be a qualified nurse or doctor.
You are looking at 4-6 years of study, with ongoing training.

You may be ready for the next pandemic... (assuming we are out of the current one by then!)
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #8 on: 16/01/2021 13:38:02 »
Quote from: evan_au on 14/01/2021 19:47:35
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I just need a 10 minute training session being a quick learner.
Before anyone will insure you, you need to be a qualified nurse or doctor.
You are looking at 4-6 years of study, with ongoing training.

You may be ready for the next pandemic... (assuming we are out of the current one by then!)

In other words only a small elite are allowed to win this lottery.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #9 on: 16/01/2021 14:26:21 »
Point taken.

When the airports re-open, we'll load the plane then draw lots among the passengers to see who wants to fly it. Since most of the trip is on autopilot and you are only rolling on the ground for about 5 minutes at each end, we'll give a 10 minute brief to the winner, start the engines, and shut the door as we leave.

Full power, hold back the stick until you get to 40,000 ft. Cruise at 75% power - it's on the dial. When you get to the other end, reduce power and push forward.

Can't have a small elite earning captains' wages, can we? 
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #10 on: 16/01/2021 16:16:40 »
Quote from: championoftruth on 16/01/2021 13:38:02
Quote from: evan_au on 14/01/2021 19:47:35
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I just need a 10 minute training session being a quick learner.
Before anyone will insure you, you need to be a qualified nurse or doctor.
You are looking at 4-6 years of study, with ongoing training.

You may be ready for the next pandemic... (assuming we are out of the current one by then!)

In other words only a small elite are allowed to win this lottery.
Have you considered a career in international football, or as a popstar?

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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #11 on: 16/01/2021 16:53:15 »
Quote from: alancalverd on 16/01/2021 14:26:21
Point taken.

When the airports re-open, we'll load the plane then draw lots among the passengers to see who wants to fly it. Since most of the trip is on autopilot and you are only rolling on the ground for about 5 minutes at each end, we'll give a 10 minute brief to the winner, start the engines, and shut the door as we leave.

Full power, hold back the stick until you get to 40,000 ft. Cruise at 75% power - it's on the dial. When you get to the other end, reduce power and push forward.

Can't have a small elite earning captains' wages, can we?

You are comparing apples with oranges. plane flying is an arduous task with all confusing needles,gauges, pointers and buttons.

Stabbing someone with a syringe does not require any real talent or skill. Want proof?

 Look at those drug addicts/junkies injecting themselves daily without an issue.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #12 on: 16/01/2021 17:46:56 »
Quote from: championoftruth on 16/01/2021 16:53:15
 Look at those drug addicts/junkies injecting themselves daily without an issue.
Look at their life expectancy...

Quote from: championoftruth on 16/01/2021 16:53:15
plane flying is an arduous task with all confusing needles,gauges, pointers and buttons.
Most of the time, it isn't.

Quote from: alancalverd on 16/01/2021 14:26:21
most of the trip is on autopilot
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #13 on: 16/01/2021 17:54:36 »
I can teach you to fly in 30 minutes. It's not much more difficult than sticking a needle into a muscle. Until something goes wrong.

Fortunately aeroplanes are a lot simpler than humans, and it only takes around 30 hours to perfect the emergency drills on a single type. With humans, you probably need a minimum of 300 hours to be let loose with a syringe because they are all different and don't obey the laws of aerodynamics.  Military paramedics can learn a new skill quickly (the army used to train radiographers in 3 months) because their patients are young, fit, and disciplined, but Joe Public is none of these, and is not fitted with gauges and pointers to tell you what is wrong, or a button to fix it.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #14 on: 16/01/2021 17:55:30 »
Quote from: Bored chemist on 16/01/2021 17:46:56
Quote from: championoftruth on 16/01/2021 16:53:15
Look at those drug addicts/junkies injecting themselves daily without an issue.
Look at their life expectancy...

Quote from: championoftruth on 16/01/2021 16:53:15
plane flying is an arduous task with all confusing needles,gauges, pointers and buttons.
Most of the time, it isn't.

Quote from: alancalverd on 16/01/2021 14:26:21
most of the trip is on autopilot

The life expectancy issue is caused by the drugs not by injecting.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #15 on: 16/01/2021 17:57:03 »
Quote from: alancalverd on 16/01/2021 17:54:36
I can teach you to fly in 30 minutes. It's not much more difficult than sticking a needle into a muscle. Until something goes wrong.

Fortunately aeroplanes are a lot simpler than humans, and it only takes around 30 hours to perfect the emergency drills on a single type. With humans, you probably need a minimum of 300 hours to be let loose with a syringe because they are all different and don't obey the laws of aerodynamics.  Military paramedics can learn a new skill quickly (the army used to train radiographers in 3 months) because their patients are young, fit, and disciplined, but Joe Public is none of these.

i don't want to fly a plane. I just want to jag people with the vaccines and make tons of money which you will agree is most important.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #16 on: 16/01/2021 18:06:49 »
See my earlier reply re: public liability.

You seemed to object to paying experts to do a difficult job.
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Re: How do I become a Covid-19 vaccinator?
« Reply #17 on: 16/01/2021 18:48:55 »
Quote from: championoftruth on 16/01/2021 17:55:30
The life expectancy issue is caused by the drugs not by injecting.
No.

The usual issues which kills drug users are to do with supplier liability.
Drug dealers don't have to meet very stringent standards.
Doctors do.
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