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« on: 07/07/2007 16:13:57 »
I was thinking they should do a new series of Black Adder, he can be an assistant to some director, I think it would work.

What do you think?

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« Reply #1 on: 07/07/2007 18:58:55 »
New member of TNS?  [;D]
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« Reply #2 on: 08/07/2007 00:20:20 »
BlackAdder rocks my socks!! I love them episodes!!
They say that when you die, your life flashes in front of you. Make it worth watching!


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« Reply #3 on: 09/07/2007 08:15:39 »
Baldric, have you been eating dung again?

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« Reply #4 on: 09/07/2007 08:16:18 »
LOL!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: 09/07/2007 08:20:18 »
...and went "bibble" at passers by....

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« Reply #6 on: 09/07/2007 08:20:40 »
*Giggles*
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« Reply #7 on: 09/07/2007 08:40:06 »
Spotted Dick?
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« Reply #8 on: 09/07/2007 08:45:05 »
bird neck and bird brain - should get on like a house on fire.....

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« Reply #9 on: 09/07/2007 08:46:33 »
he's only got one arm!

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« Reply #10 on: 09/07/2007 08:46:55 »
Gloaters - you really are a pratt aren't you Percy.

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« Reply #11 on: 09/07/2007 08:49:48 »
I have never seen these I must find out about the old shows..ok Me has found it on YOU tube!LOL I will be checking them out, Someone told me about them a while back!! I can't remember who!
« Last Edit: 09/07/2007 08:55:17 by Karen W. »

"Life is not measured by the number of Breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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« Reply #12 on: 09/07/2007 09:08:47 »
She's very wise.
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« Reply #13 on: 09/07/2007 09:12:38 »
Here's a large bag of money - which I'm not going to give you.

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« Reply #14 on: 09/07/2007 14:31:48 »
"Baldric, what begins with come here, and ends in aawo?" ´I don`t know sir´ "come here"
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« Reply #15 on: 09/07/2007 14:41:48 »
you said "get the door"

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« Reply #16 on: 09/07/2007 15:13:18 »
´Look, it´s Merlin the happy pig´

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« Reply #17 on: 09/07/2007 15:22:26 »
a wandering minstrel I..gale force 8, imminent.

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« Reply #18 on: 09/07/2007 19:20:03 »
Blackadder: Baldric, we did this robbery together so it's only fair you get half the money.
Baldric: Why thank you, sir!
Blackadder (now holding a pistol to Baldric's head): However, I'm doing this robbery by myself. Give me the money.
(Baldric hands over his share of the proceeds)
Blackadder: There, that's fair now.
Baldric: Yes, it is. As long as I wasn't being swindled I don't mind.
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« Reply #19 on: 09/07/2007 19:26:00 »

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« Reply #20 on: 10/07/2007 07:18:18 »
once more the devil chunders on my eiderdown....

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« Reply #21 on: 10/07/2007 09:52:37 »
They do say, Mrs M., that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon discover...when I stick this toasting fork in your head.
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« Reply #22 on: 10/07/2007 09:56:48 »
Sir Walter, really.

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« Reply #23 on: 10/07/2007 10:01:58 »
"Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
"No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
"Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrifying people with their close harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."
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« Reply #24 on: 10/07/2007 10:04:48 »
Here it is - my magnificent octopus!

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« Reply #25 on: 10/07/2007 10:05:43 »
See the little goblin, see his little feet,
and his little nosey wose, isn't the goblin sweet? Oy!

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« Reply #26 on: 10/07/2007 10:07:36 »
Baldrick, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord singing "subtle plans are here again"
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« Reply #27 on: 10/07/2007 10:08:34 »
"Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?"
"I dunno, but I can't imagine it was worse than what they used to do to each other."
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« Reply #28 on: 10/07/2007 10:12:12 »
Sniff my skids!

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« Reply #29 on: 10/07/2007 10:13:09 »
As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it?
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« Reply #30 on: 10/07/2007 10:20:58 »
BA: So you don't know the way to France either?

Cap: No.

BA: Bugger.
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« Reply #31 on: 10/07/2007 10:22:00 »
So you want me "tackle out"?

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« Reply #32 on: 10/07/2007 10:33:25 »
Nursey: "Oh, that's another good idea. You're so clever today, you'd better be careful your foot doesn't fall off."
Queenie: "Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?"
Nursey: "It certainly does. My brother had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe and his foot fell off."
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« Reply #33 on: 10/07/2007 10:34:06 »
Stuart - you do realise, I assume, that people will conclude that we are totally mad.
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« Reply #34 on: 10/07/2007 10:38:46 »
Stuart - you do realise, I assume, that people will conclude that we are totally mad.

Phwang!



Beep.....



Pahpahhhhhhhhh

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« Reply #35 on: 10/07/2007 10:40:44 »
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« Reply #36 on: 10/07/2007 10:43:20 »
It seems to have blown Karen away anyhow......she's gone awful quiet!

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« Reply #37 on: 10/07/2007 11:26:52 »
She's probably phoning the men in white coats.
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« Reply #38 on: 10/07/2007 11:29:15 »
He's mad. He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad the winner of last year's Mr Madman competition.
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« Reply #39 on: 10/07/2007 11:33:41 »
Hi nursey, like the beard! Gives me something to hang on to!
Am I pleased to see you or have I just stuck a canoe in my pocket!

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« Reply #40 on: 10/07/2007 11:47:35 »
"Great Scott, sir! You mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a good old British-style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?"
"...If you mean, 'Are we all going to get killed?', then...yes."
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« Reply #41 on: 10/07/2007 11:48:09 »
Clearly General Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan attempt to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
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« Reply #42 on: 10/07/2007 11:50:33 »
Melchett: "You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?"
George: "Flossy."
Melchett: "That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?"
George: "You shot him."
Melchett: "That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car."
George: "Your car, sir."
Melchett: "Yes, by my car. But even that was an act of mercy when you remember that that dog had been set on him."
George: "Your dog, sir."
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« Reply #43 on: 10/07/2007 11:55:35 »
BA: What's on the menu?
Baldric: Rat. Saute or fricassee?
BA: Saute involves?
Baldric: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
BA: Hmm, for how long?
Baldric: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
BA: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldric: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.

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« Reply #44 on: 10/07/2007 12:02:37 »
BA: What's on the menu?
Baldric: Rat. Saute or fricassee?
BA: Saute involves?
Baldric: Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it in a puddle for a while.
BA: Hmm, for how long?
Baldric: Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down.
BA: So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldric: Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.


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« Reply #45 on: 10/07/2007 12:57:08 »



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