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« on: 09/07/2007 14:35:14 »
Please place your favourite Family Guy quotes below. [:)]

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« Reply #1 on: 09/07/2007 14:36:05 »
´Yes Yes Meg, now you can be somewhere else when the boys dont call´

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« Reply #2 on: 09/07/2007 14:37:03 »
´Turn off the wipers they don't work, there just making it worse´

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« Reply #3 on: 09/07/2007 16:52:54 »
I love Stewie, Brian and Peter......they are far the best characters, either on their own or together, they slay me [:)]

Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!

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« Reply #4 on: 09/07/2007 17:56:32 »
Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Lois: It's geat they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Peter: Esoteric?
(Zoom in to the guys in Peter's brain)
Guy1: Could it mean sexy?
Guy2: I think it's a science term.
Guy3: Fellas, fellas! Esoteric means delicious!
(back to the real world)
Peter: Lois, "Who's the Boss" is not a food.
Brian: Swing and a miss.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?

(the above quote is close to my heart.........I can go on like Peter does  [;D] )
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« Reply #5 on: 10/07/2007 00:48:44 »
oh i love family guy! stewie's my favorite!

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« Reply #6 on: 10/07/2007 03:03:37 »
nah stewie dosent hold a candle to brian
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« Reply #7 on: 10/07/2007 03:05:49 »
stewie and brian together... that's perfect

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« Reply #8 on: 10/07/2007 03:07:00 »
yes it is
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« Reply #9 on: 10/07/2007 03:08:10 »
Not sure about that, Stewie is a genius character. But I feel that Peter, Brian and Stewie really make the show great
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« Reply #10 on: 10/07/2007 03:10:44 »
and adam west we cant forget him
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« Reply #11 on: 10/07/2007 03:16:35 »
 quagmire: giggity giggity goo alright
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« Reply #12 on: 10/07/2007 03:17:42 »
i just really don't like the chicken...

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« Reply #13 on: 10/07/2007 03:19:21 »
chicken?
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« Reply #14 on: 10/07/2007 03:21:07 »
the one peter fights with. it's so stupid

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« Reply #15 on: 10/07/2007 03:22:23 »
Adam West was an odd one, but I like his character.....but he will always be Batman to me [;)]
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« Reply #16 on: 10/07/2007 03:24:13 »
actually, adam west did the commercials for the company i work for.

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« Reply #17 on: 10/07/2007 03:27:00 »
Holy smokes
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« Reply #18 on: 10/07/2007 03:28:39 »
the owner of our company knows a lot of people...

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« Reply #19 on: 10/07/2007 03:30:46 »
My uncle was offered a beer by a member of the polish mafia once [;)]
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« Reply #20 on: 10/07/2007 03:32:58 »
lol. great...

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« Reply #21 on: 10/07/2007 03:38:18 »
The funny thing is, it was because the blokes dog got clipped by a car and my uncle put the dog in my dads back garden till the bloke could be contacted...my dad wasn't happy having a dog in the garden.....a few years later we got a dog
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« Reply #22 on: 10/07/2007 03:40:44 »
that's weird

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« Reply #23 on: 10/07/2007 04:34:34 »
oh don't forget rupert!

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« Reply #24 on: 10/07/2007 04:36:25 »
Nah, forget Rupert, it's all about the Evil Monkey
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« Reply #25 on: 10/07/2007 04:39:53 »
i like rupert! he's adorable and cuddly!

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« Reply #26 on: 10/07/2007 04:54:15 »
Well he is a teddy bear after all [;)]
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« Reply #27 on: 10/07/2007 05:06:29 »
yes... like pookie in garfield...

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« Reply #28 on: 10/07/2007 05:11:51 »
Can't say I remember pookie
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« Reply #29 on: 10/07/2007 05:15:17 »
he was garfield's bear

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« Reply #30 on: 10/07/2007 05:18:08 »
I wasn't really a Garfield fan to be honest
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« Reply #31 on: 10/07/2007 05:19:55 »
i just liked odie

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« Reply #32 on: 10/07/2007 05:27:43 »
lol that was the dog wasn't it?
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« Reply #33 on: 10/07/2007 05:36:53 »
yep!

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« Reply #34 on: 10/07/2007 05:49:31 »
Me Sarah Loved Garfield.. She was all about Garfield like you Miss love hello Kitty! LOL ..

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« Reply #35 on: 10/07/2007 12:42:13 »
´You know the best part of being half black and half white- when I grow up I´ll be excepted by everyone!´

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« Reply #36 on: 10/07/2007 12:44:47 »
Brian: "Face it Stewie, your a sucker for a women with blue eyes"

Stewie: "Ha ha! Her eyes are green!"

Brian: "ha, ha, thankyou for proving my point"

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« Reply #37 on: 10/07/2007 18:31:56 »
Brian: "Face it Stewie, your a sucker for a women with blue eyes"

Stewie: "Ha ha! Her eyes are green!"

Brian: "ha, ha, thankyou for proving my point"

LOL I love that one, isn't that one called 'Dammit Janet'?
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« Reply #38 on: 10/07/2007 18:50:56 »
yeah Dammit Janet, a take off of the rocky horror picture show!

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« Reply #39 on: 13/07/2007 19:43:46 »
´Dam you vile women! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wreathed womb!´
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« Reply #40 on: 15/07/2007 15:57:53 »
"dang it bug, it´s my turn to use the sex box"

"It´s my sex box, and her name is SONY"

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« Reply #41 on: 15/07/2007 19:35:01 »
"dang it bug, it´s my turn to use the sex box"

"It´s my sex box, and her name is SONY"
oh i love that one isnt that the one where pertr gives away chris's, meg's, and stewie's gists away
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« Reply #42 on: 15/07/2007 19:35:23 »
i forgot the name
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« Reply #43 on: 16/07/2007 00:16:43 »
"Hello 911? Yah its Quagmire... No its stuck in a window this time."
-Meg

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« Reply #44 on: 26/09/2011 06:34:33 »
I like the episdode when Stewie took some steroids to make himself buff. Then after one day, he wakes up with whole body sagging. hahahahahahaha!!!!!
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