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A word to the brown hair, in Hitlers world the blond rules. But don't worrie Brown hair you can wait tables and shine shoes and your children and their children can too, the brown haired Nazi fights for his own enslavement.
'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts.'
What in the 7 realms is he wittering about? 
Shape Shifting AliensSo if there are any alien women reading this, I just want you to know, that, I just want you to be happy. In the end, here's one human that'll take you out on the town  oh yeah baby!Oh, if any alien women are actually thinking about taking me up on this offer, can I have dibs on how you look? I'm thinking Paz Vega or Selma hyake(think that's how you spell it) but which ever I'm easy. That's ofcourse a joke, you can come looking however you want to...."Tom, Tom, there's a guy in that restaurant eating a salad, with a, giant lizard!"
Quote from: JOLLY on 16/04/2008 19:29:27But you could for example have the machines build lots of different realities, to experiment, to see which one works best (which one keeps the most alive and by doing so generates the most electricity), and then have characters that stumble into them, and there, anything is possible. As a start how about this, Guy running across roof tops with agents chasing him. He gets to the end of the roof looks and there's no where to go, just a huge drop. One agent says to another "we can't lose the package" they slowly walk towards him and he jumps, falling towards street below, just as he starts to near the ground, it glows yellow, he smacks into it, and suddenly finds himself in water, he swims upwards, gasping for breath on reaching the surface and he´s in a river, he struggles to the river bank, lays his head in the mud; but before he can even think about relaxing he´s hanging upside down looking at an Ogre that's holding his foot.
But you could for example have the machines build lots of different realities, to experiment, to see which one works best (which one keeps the most alive and by doing so generates the most electricity), and then have characters that stumble into them, and there, anything is possible.
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nice ..jolly.. thanks for keeping it going....
me... I think not.. I haven't a humorous bone in my body!!! .I have to leave that to all you jokesters... i am not a funny person.. hee hee.
Quote from: Karen W. on 19/04/2008 21:52:42 me... I think not.. I haven't a humorous bone in my body!!! .I have to leave that to all you jokesters... i am not a funny person.. hee hee. LOL...that's funny !
....Now just how is that funny.... Sheepy??? lol.. you are the funny Sheepy around here.... you all should be stand up comics.... you truly missed your calling when you turned to a life of crime..... stealing Lo's Prada's and parading around on stage... your a natumral Sheepy!!!!!! Hee.. Hee.. Hee ......Hee .........
well you are funny always have been.. and if they were bad jokes and made me laugh.. then....whats that say for my sense of humor??? LOL.. thanks Jolly an Neil.. thats kind of both of you.
Come one and all and please post your jokes, funny stories from your day or your past, or other peoples days or pasts.(think that makes sense)
The humorous bone in the body one liner was very funny Bows to the American Humour (For once)Science News ReportFarmer in Devonshire has succeeding in growing his first crop of vibrators. All is not well though as he now has a huge problem with squatters: P