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« on: 27/07/2007 14:30:53 »
dragon fly, a dog fish, a vampire bat and a cat flap.

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« Reply #1 on: 27/07/2007 14:33:46 »
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« Reply #2 on: 27/07/2007 17:00:13 »
Men are the same as women, just inside out !

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« Reply #3 on: 27/07/2007 17:21:51 »
I wonder where he was to that all those?  [???] Certainly not Tesco.
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« Reply #4 on: 27/07/2007 23:17:26 »
dragon fly, a dog fish, a vampire bat and a cat flap.

Well, I've seen a house fly.

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« Reply #5 on: 27/07/2007 23:29:34 »
Has he never seen a toilet roll?
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« Reply #6 on: 27/07/2007 23:45:50 »
Has he never seen a toilet roll?

I don't know - my local sandwich shop certainly does not sell them.

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« Reply #7 on: 28/07/2007 00:06:55 »
Has he never seen a toilet roll?

I don't know - my local sandwich shop certainly does not sell them.

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« Reply #8 on: 28/07/2007 00:54:29 »
HEE HEE HEE!! LOL

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« Reply #9 on: 30/07/2007 01:15:18 »
Ive seen  the spawn of Satan he is disguised like a dog with white fur, very scruffy and goes by the name of Benji
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« Reply #10 on: 30/07/2007 03:08:03 »
I've seen an apple turnover !   [::)]
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« Reply #11 on: 30/07/2007 03:13:36 »
Ive seen  the spawn of Satan he is disguised like a dog with white fur, very scruffy and goes by the name of Benji

WATCH IT KID!!! 

You know he's precious and beautiful!
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« Reply #12 on: 30/07/2007 03:21:03 »
what did the doggy do?

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« Reply #13 on: 30/07/2007 03:23:33 »
They have a love/hate relationship.  They love to hate each other.

Benji is just super protective of me.  He doesn't like for ANYONE to hug, kiss or touch me.  He's just the tiniest bit high strung.....but I love him!
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« Reply #14 on: 30/07/2007 03:26:35 »
i see. sounds like a nice doggy. is there a picture here somewhere?

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« Reply #15 on: 30/07/2007 03:31:43 »
i see. sounds like a nice doggy. is there a picture here somewhere?

I'm sure there is somewhere, but here's another one....






The two on the monitor are doctor beavers.
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« Reply #16 on: 30/07/2007 03:36:15 »
how cute and fuzzy

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« Reply #17 on: 30/07/2007 03:38:25 »
Thanks.  I lurve him muchly!
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« Reply #18 on: 30/07/2007 03:53:56 »
Only 1 of those on the screen is mine. The upside-down 1.
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« Reply #19 on: 30/07/2007 03:55:50 »
Only 1 of those on the screen is mine. The upside-down 1.

oops.
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« Reply #20 on: 30/07/2007 03:56:02 »
then where did the third random dog come from

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« Reply #21 on: 30/07/2007 04:07:35 »
so... nobody knows who's dog it is?

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« Reply #22 on: 30/07/2007 04:12:49 »
I think the upside down cutie is Earthquake and I just can't remember about the other one...
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« Reply #23 on: 30/07/2007 04:28:49 »
The 3rd dog - Fizz - belongs to my sensei friend.
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« Reply #24 on: 30/07/2007 04:32:34 »
oh i see. thank you

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« Reply #25 on: 30/07/2007 06:04:40 »
I've seen an apple turnover !   [::)]

Does it sit pretty and fetch too? LOL

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« Reply #26 on: 30/07/2007 08:36:55 »
Jeez, you girls (DB notwithstanding) can talk about anything can't you? I post a thread about wordplay and all of a sudden you're talking dogs and how cute they are! Is nothing sacred anymore? And anyway, dogs aren't cute - they smell like the crowning guff from a dead rhinoceros's bottom.

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« Reply #27 on: 30/07/2007 08:43:39 »
LOL LOL..I don't understand your thread Stuart? LOL

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« Reply #28 on: 30/07/2007 08:53:21 »
OK - here's an example...."I've seen a vampire bat". This is a common name for a bat that drinks blood, yes? But it can also provide the imagery of someone from darkest Transylvania putting on some white clothes and playing cricket. It this combination that is the pun. So, an easy one with a US theme would be "Hot dog". We've all eaten Hot dogs, but you find them in cars too, where there owners are perhaps a little inconsiderate, and have left the window up........D'you see?

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« Reply #29 on: 30/07/2007 09:10:29 »
Ok so I get it now! Now I have to find one of my own.. Quite another story! LOL

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« Reply #30 on: 30/07/2007 09:48:24 »
I saw a lemon puff - it sneaked round the back for a ciggy!  [:D]
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« Reply #31 on: 30/07/2007 09:49:56 »
Perhaps it had one with the Devils Dyke that I saw?

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« Reply #32 on: 30/07/2007 09:56:54 »
Perhaps it had one with the Devils Dyke that I saw?

Like this Devil Dyke?
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« Reply #33 on: 30/07/2007 10:08:56 »
Ah, er, well...could have been. I say....Ahem.....In the words of Bon Scott, "Hell ain't a bad place to be"

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« Reply #34 on: 30/07/2007 11:22:17 »
Speaking of Bon Scott - I re-wrote the lyrics to "It's a long way to the top if you want to rock n roll". My version was "It's a long way to the shops if you want to buy a roll".
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« Reply #35 on: 30/07/2007 11:23:14 »
Are you actually Weird Al Yankovich?

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« Reply #36 on: 30/07/2007 11:27:18 »
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« Reply #37 on: 30/07/2007 11:36:12 »
LOL LOL!

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« Reply #38 on: 30/07/2007 11:38:04 »
Cripes! This morning I saw a sham poo! In my hair!

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« Reply #39 on: 30/07/2007 12:19:35 »
I saw a fish hook. It was standing under a streetlamp wearing a very short skirt!  [:D]
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« Reply #40 on: 30/07/2007 12:37:25 »
I saw a mad bread preparation...a Dough Nut !!
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« Reply #41 on: 30/07/2007 12:45:16 »
I saw a fish hook. It was standing under a streetlamp wearing a very short skirt!  [:D]
[;D] I bet she was an old trout...
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« Reply #42 on: 30/07/2007 17:41:34 »
Yes. And she was singing "Salmon chanted evening"  [;D]
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« Reply #43 on: 30/07/2007 19:59:49 »
About a million years ago near the start of this thread someone mentioned a sandwich shop.
I've never seen a sandwich shop, do women sandwitches shop more than the male of the species?
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« Reply #44 on: 30/07/2007 20:18:45 »
I saw a dog bowl
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« Reply #45 on: 31/07/2007 07:26:41 »
I've seen a laser beam  [;D]

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« Reply #46 on: 31/07/2007 16:30:39 »
i glanced back and didn't see it... but has anyone seen a cereal bowl yet?

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« Reply #47 on: 31/07/2007 19:00:11 »
I saw a sausage roll !
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« Reply #48 on: 31/07/2007 19:59:19 »
A sheep dip!
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« Reply #49 on: 02/08/2007 03:11:36 »
besides for me almost being castrated on many occasions, bitten and chased into my room nothing
what did the doggy do?
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