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quote:Originally posted by neilep....am I the only tea-totaller on this site ?
quote:Originally posted by neilep...*sigh*....am I the only tea-totaller on this site ?
quote:Originally posted by tweenerI can't say I don't drink, but the six pack I bought last summer still has 4 in it.
quote:Originally posted by Quantumcatthe american exchange student asked me if kids in australi really rode to school in the pouches of kangaroos. not sure if she was joking or not.Am I dead? Am I alive? I'm both!
quote:Originally posted by chrisI used to love Viz but it's definitely gone off the boil. It used to make me cry with laughter, now it just elicits the odd titter or smirk. Some of the Roger's Profanisaurus entries are great - Gashcard and Hairy chequebook are good examples (these are the preferred means of payment for Glandlords and minicab drivers!).In the cartoons themselves the odd gem still pops up (fnar fnar) but since they sold out it's really gone downhill. That said, there was a brilliant fat slags last summer. They had a barbecue, made the fire with old tyres, cooked condemed meat from a dodgy dog-food slaughter house, and then got the ****s for a month.As you might have guessed, Finbarr Saunders was my all-time favourite character. There was one priceless edition in which he goes to visit Mr. Gimlett in hospital. It's full of lines like "that chap in the bed over there had an accident on an oil rig...they had to get the chopper out for the rescue...it took them nearly 45 minutes to bring him off". Followed by "that chap in the bed over there has gone home...they always change the sheets when there's been a discharge" plus the all time classic "I'd love to get my hands on that lovely pear on that woman's chest" (pointing to an item of fruit on another patients bedside locker)...etc etc"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception" - Groucho Marx
quote:Originally posted by bezoarFanr, fnar, huh? And Randy? You guys have some strange expressions. Like fags, for instance.
quote:Originally posted by bezoarPlease excuse -- I'm just an American trying to learn the language.
quote:Originally posted by neilepSoz Erin....as you can see I've exchanged your kitty for another one :-)'Men are the same as women...just inside out !'
quote:Originally posted by roberthMen get involved with women in the hope that the woman will not change, and they do. Women get involved in the hope that the man will change, and they don't. Well, except in your case Rich. Cats are just the beginning.I realise there are many cat fanciers here, I'm just not one of them. They're vile little parasites that should be killed on sight.
quote:Originally posted by ExodusLOL nice neil... Red Raw Ring tomorrow then lol!!!I take back my views on cats, my girlfriend seems to be swaying my view on cats... at the moment my view is that i dont mind them.