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Title: A joke told by an old lady
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 02/07/2023 19:40:27

I still remember the day I picked up my granddaughter at the airport, who was coming home for winter vacation during her first year of college. As we were driving home she says "Granny, I got something to tell you. I ain't a virgin no more".
I slammed the brakes, damn near causing the cars behind to crash into us. I was fu**ing pissed. I pointed my long, boney index finger at her and said "You mean to fu**ing tell me that after all the fu**ing money your grandfather and I are paying for your fu**ing education you're still using words like 'ain't'?!

Title: Re: A joke told by an old lady
Post by: alancalverd on 03/07/2023 22:18:02

Now that was worth reading. It's now in my after-dinner script.

Title: Re: A joke told by an old lady
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 04/07/2023 19:01:45

Quote from: alancalverd on 03/07/2023 22:18:02

Now that was worth reading. It's now in my after-dinner script.

Your rancor-fueled comments are always noted by me. One of these days you will like a post of mine.
For the birds, if you in fact do regurgitate that joke in the drawing room, do it in the voice of an old lady from Oklahoma.

Title: Re: A joke told by an old lady
Post by: Zer0 on 05/07/2023 23:06:43

Nobodys dies a Virgin,
Life does Us All!
(Kurt)

ps - no pun intended.

Title: Re: A joke told by an old lady
Post by: Pseudoscience-is-malarkey on 08/07/2023 20:12:30

Quote from: Zer0 on 05/07/2023 23:06:43

Nobodys dies a Virgin,
Life does Us All!
(Kurt)

ps - no pun intended.

Let's work on our puns here.