[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

I still remember the day I picked up my granddaughter at the airport, who was coming home for winter vacation during her first year of college. As we were driving home she says "Granny, I got something to tell you. I ain't a virgin no more".
I slammed the brakes, damn near causing the cars behind to crash into us. I was fu**ing pissed. I pointed my long, boney index finger at her and said "You mean to fu**ing tell me that after all the fu**ing money your grandfather and I are paying for your fu**ing education you're still using words like 'ain't'?!

[alancalverd]

Now that was worth reading. It's now in my after-dinner script.

[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Now that was worth reading. It's now in my after-dinner script.

Your rancor-fueled comments are always noted by me. One of these days you will like a post of mine.
For the birds, if you in fact do regurgitate that joke in the drawing room, do it in the voice of an old lady from Oklahoma.

[Zer0]

Nobodys dies a Virgin,
Life does Us All!
(Kurt)

ps - no pun intended.

[Pseudoscience-is-malarkey (OP)]

Nobodys dies a Virgin,
Life does Us All!
(Kurt)

ps - no pun intended.

Let's work on our puns here.