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Today is National Hammock Day.I tried to get my neighbours to use the hammock I'd set up in their garden, but they couldn't get in to it and just ended up running hamok.
Today is Talk in an Elevator Day.Should result in some uplifting conversation, unless you talk out your a***.
How many times must I tell you, you must ban Anna from the hammock. Besides all else, if she falls out, she will split on you.In the 'Rear of the Year' competition, Anna, one judge commented, was "of right ass".
.......Anna got gelled......
Today is National Lasagna Day.Because of her diet regime, alas Angna will not be taking part in the celebrations.
Quote from: Don_1 on 29/07/2014 17:15:55Today is National Lasagna Day.Because of her diet regime, alas Angna will not be taking part in the celebrations.Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna? A: Gaelic breath!
Anna must be protected.At all costs.<solemn>
Quote from: demografx on 27/07/2014 08:42:42.......Anna got gelled......She was so deeply pleased by her experience, she thought it was angelic.
Quote from: demografx on 30/07/2014 00:26:29Anna must be protected.At all costs.<solemn>A suspect reptile breeder tried to get Anna to buy a pet, but she turned the tables on the trickster. Oh yes, in the end Anna conned her.
Anna has gone into the ladies undergarment business with a friend. She can now be referred to as a co bra business woman.I went to visit them and yes naked women were all around.'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, I thought, as probably a fitting session I can sea going on.I made a lewd comment about one woman's bosom, but it didn't rattle 'er. She said, "I tied this ribbon to secure my boobs. I find the bow a constrictor of more comfort than some bras."I confess I was breathing heavy, she said "Please sir pant no more.C''mon, let's milk this line of punning as best we can. I don't think anyone will grass on us.I'm off to lunch now. I'll have some pie then try to think of some more snake puns.
Anna has gone into the ladies undergarment business with a friend. She can now be referred to as a co bra business woman.