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... your looks would be just fine young man...
Curses! I missed out on that one. Coors, I’m sure I could have brewed up a cocktail of puns in the spirit of this occasion, bud. Wiser in the art of punning than the average man, I may not be, still, ah, art were my way to punification.Yeast sir, I would have hopped to it. Some may have been light while some larger, none bitter, I hope, but a pale full could have been forthcoming. I could have been the oast with the most.
Today, August 30th, 2011 is:National Toasted Marshmallow Day
A Punners LamentAs I was browsing through the posts,Upon the science forum.I found myself somewhat lacking,In any sense of decorum.No matter what was written there,No matter how serious.I felt the urge to have to write,Something quite delirious.But not for me a simple case,Of scribing something silly.Oh no dear reader I had to writeSomething cheesy as Caerphilly. I took the words written there,And found another meaning.My puns were ‘oft times very stupid,My posts quite demeaning.If only I could be more serious,Write something educated.A post of wisdom to make my standing,Become more inflated.Alas I fear it never shall be,I have a nose for a pun.And so the forum members shout,'Oi trunky, where’s your bun?'