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Quote from: demografx on 06/12/2011 21:34:18....... I was tied up at the moment.One day your antics with that Au pair will get found out!OK, you are forgiven this time, but any more omissions and it will be the rack for you or a spot of neck stretching. I’ll have no more slipping. That will become abundantly clear.
....... I was tied up at the moment.
I would taiwan on to cover my shy knees but I think I've a cold coming on, or some sort of germ anyway. I feel chile and so sick man, illa than you can imagine. I'd best eat something, like turkey, as they say you should feed a cold, though I don't feel hungary, or I're land up in bed for a few days. Of course 'er indoors will never believe it, I'll have to peruve it to her that I haves pain.She'll just say 'get in dia van, burma bit of rubber and get going. Nor way am I letting you laze around before Xmas.'.
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
Any excuse for this sketch from The Two Ronnies.
I had just bought you this 4.000 year old Egyptian cranial adornment for Xmas:
Q. What is Demo's head singing as it rolls off into the distance?A. 'I Ain't Got Nobody'.
Toot 'n cam on over, 'cause I'd like to show this to my mummy.
The headlines nobody likes are wrinkles.
I have seen them balming as i walk past.
Sometimes I have grave worries about you, Demo.
They are not only my worries, they're hearse indoors too!
How can he be impaired if he's drinking alone? []