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Whatever happened to Emo Phillips?
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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An Emo joke:-
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.
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I gather he went to the USA for tax reasons. He did a tour of the UK not too long ago so I guess the tax peopel have forgotten him. He's got a wiki entry but it doesn't do him justice as a comic (IMHO)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_Philips
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.
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just thnk this could happen to any of us...................LOL
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LOL
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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His stuff is genius, love it [
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Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
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