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"In that case" I wispaed "show us your snickers!" She laughed and said "You cad, bury that idea."
Where would be the best place to learn the art of the lumberjack? The sawbonne!?
But doesn't Don know that making fun of a tree is a knock on wood
August 1 through August 5 isNational Psychic Weekhttp://www.psychicsource.com/blog/index.php/3566/featured-psychic/when-is-national-psychic-week-this-year-its-august-1-5/Now why didn't Don predict that National Psychic Week would start today??
I thought [National Psychic Week] had been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. It seems not though, I suppose it was on the cards.Let's hope nothing gets stolen at the conference, I just hate nasty little tea leaves, don't you?Last year there were complaints about the lack of air conditioning at the event. Attendees were heard to complain to the organisers. One said "Bloody phew! t' your air con, its too damn hot in here." His side kick echoed him. But there were few chairs left empty when the event started. During the morning break, medium roast coffee was served. One delegate threw his coffee on the ground in disgust. Another delegate asked "What did you do that for? tell me." Another asked for his beverage to be stirred, the waiter said "Go stir it yourself."At lunch, a delegate with a cleft lip enquired as to the 'sooth oph the day'. He remarked it was a shame in this day and age that you cannot always tell witch flavour your food is. "Warlocks", Said the chef, who also had a hair lip. Wine was served with the main course. A dinner remarked on the plastic vessel the wine was served in, saying, "I would have expected, considering the price we have paid, the wine to be served in crystal." "Balls! said a rude waiter, "As trolls, oh gee you don't deserve crystal."Many stars attended the conference. To their horror, scope of the conference was limited due to time constraints.A satelite event was held just down the road in the 7th house on the left, but there seemed to be little spirit there, despite the main event being relayed to a plasma screen.Organiser, Sue F Sayer said she can't remember how she coped with the organisation pre dictaphones, let alone laptops.
I shall get a moderator to ban Anna. She is a bit tasty though, the apple of her fathers eye and she's got a nice pear.
Tomorrow, August 5, 2011 isInternational Beer Dayhttp://www.internationalbeerday.com/So let's get ready! Hop to it! Start brewing trouble and enjoy!