0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?
Cor all snakes are slippery creatures. Some are shy, yes Mam ba they'll gopher you and carpet you if you don't watch your step.
Quote from: Don_1 on 31/07/2014 14:38:13Cor all snakes are slippery creatures. Some are shy, yes Mam ba they'll gopher you and carpet you if you don't watch your step.I invested in the inventor of the shag carpet and made a big pile.
Quote from: Don_1 on 31/07/2014 15:06:14What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.
What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?
Quote from: demografx on 01/08/2014 03:46:36Quote from: Don_1 on 31/07/2014 15:06:14What should I buy Anna [as she contributes] to the punning thread, how about a garter?On the farm a cow's derriere contributes to the dairy air.So you're Friesian out the snake puns eh!
Alright, who doesn't believe me? You are so wrong, there really IS a Bismarck Ringed Python.
Quote from: Don_1 on 31/07/2014 15:06:14What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?Don_1, please get her the right size this time. Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!
Quote from: Don_1 on 31/07/2014 14:38:13Alright, who doesn't believe me? You are so wrong, there really IS a Bismarck Ringed Python.Well, then, how come this Leading Snake Charmer I asked knows nothing about it???
Is he the turbanator?
Quote from: demografx on 01/08/2014 16:56:11Quote from: Don_1 on 31/07/2014 15:06:14What should I buy Anna for her contributions to the punning thread, how about a garter?Don_1, please get her the right size this time. Last time, when you bought her the wrong size (XXL!) bra, Anna got gelled at -- loudly!! -- by the store clerk for returning the HUGE mistake!I seem to have goofed again. this time I got a brazier by mistake. I wouldn't mind so much, but I went a long way to coal chest her.
Then I suppose you and Anna will celebrate the gift and stay at the 3 Cups Hotel?
Only if the cups are made of tri titanium.••••