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Will you punctilious punters please pole your punt punctually to the place for puny punks?
Is it true that the fresh air accused the smog of acting like a complete aerosol?
I think you have mist the point.
Don, is that the sole place they can be found?
........ "Glue Made Hooves"
.... The publishing rights were recently bought by Bill Gaits. And did he ever pony up a small fortune to buy it!
'Er indoors broke the heel off her shoe the other day, so she took it to the cobblers to be healed.Over the door was a royal crest and the legend 'By Appointment, Cobblers to the Queen'. Would that constitute treason? Could he have his tongue cut out for not being in step with popular notions? Has he reached the upper limit? Should we take out his eyes for not toeing the line? Would he realise if he were first laced with vodka? What would be the last thing he would ever see? Call the police, quickly, to deal with this man, get that famous detective Slipper of the Yard to investigate.Does this very nearly cap it all? I hope you can read it all, I should hate to have to revamp it.