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Do you Know any science jokes?
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Hmm.....not a very original one I must say.
We used to put mum in the place of girlfriend.
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what happens to technology after recession?
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I don't get it
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That's not even funny.
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I thought of this the other day:
A Snowy Owl goes into a bar, "Tonic water, please"
The bar man says "Would you like mice and lemming?"
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Hi. I write TONS of math / science / nerdy jokes. One of them was on "The Big Bang Theory," for instance.
Another, a short one liked by Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, is "Fig Newtons: because Newton and apples had a falling out."
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Another of mine. A bit more obscure, I'm afraid:
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Bartender sighs. "No offense, but after a certain point, all you repunit primes start to look more or less the same to me."
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Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An Algorithm
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IT professional’s wife says:
“Would you go to the shop and get a loaf – Oh, and if they have any eggs, get a dozen.”
Husband returns with 12 loaves.
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I've just seen one on Twitter, but don't know if it's new:-
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg!
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What's the world's most dangerous insect?
the hepatitis bee.
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An electron and a proton meet up one night in the Quantum H Bar. The electron says "You know I really don't know why we're different. How do I know I am an electron and you are a proton and not the other way round? Are you sure you are a proton?" The proton replies "I'm positive".
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