[varsigma (OP)]

You will have to imagine Anthony Hopkins doing that wine-savouring thing to a rap beat.

Interspersed with verse like so

" 'Ullo John, got a nice chianti? Allo John, got a nice chianti?
I've got some lovely fava beans.
I've got some lovely fava beans.
vsst!, vsst, vsstt! vsstt!  vss vsst vss . . "

And so on. Should get the street crowd going.

Apologies for my dry sense of humour.

[alancalverd]

Old Morecambe and Wise sketch. Blokes with culturally offensive costume sitting next to a cooking pot:

"I really don't like your mother"

"Just eat the chips".