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A nice smoked ham with pineapple and cherries, ...
The wind?
Air ?
Heart?
I don't know, try asking the man who killed him, hung him up, spilled water on the floor and then left the room locking the door behind him.
Now, you see, you didn't say he'd committed suicide, you just said he was dead.OK, so he puts a rope through a pulley in the ceiling. To one end he attaches a counterweight slightly lighter than himself. He pulls the other end of the rope through the pulley, so the counterweight is suspended, makes a noose and slips it over his head. He then pees, making himself lighter than the counterweight. The counterweight descends pulling the man up by the neck. He dies a long, slow and painfull death by strangulation.
Oh yes, I missed that bit where you said he stood on something.How about a block of ice? Still a long, slow and painfull way to do it. Perhaps next time he'll buy a gun and shoot himself.
18....My age! I wish.....
Sounds like the dive of a boozer up the road!
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