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Let us look rationally at what might happen if I were to weaken to the pleas and promises of this princess in frogs form :Option 1:The frog, having returned to the form of a princess, forgets her promises, and walks away. The promises are not legally enforceable, and should I attempt to enforce them, would no doubt be charged with false imprisonment, and other heinous charges.As a frog, she has few legal rights, and I could have kept her as long as I wished - unless ofcourse she was an endangered species of frog, in which case I have to ask what is the legal situation regarding the transmogrification of endangered species into princesses.Option 2:The princess has a conscience, and does stay with me for a week - but she turns out to be a stuck up old b***, and had a much nicer personality as a frog. Do I really want to go through a week of hell, when I would have been much happier with the frog.Option 3:The princess is not only beautiful, but kind, and sweet, and cheerful, and thoughtful, and loving, and I fall madly in love with her. At the end of the week she walks off, leaving miserably broken hearted and hopelessly pining for her. I should have kept her as a frog, and she would never have walked out on me.I suppose one could look on the bright side, I could always make a fortune selling the story to the tabloids.
I want to know who sits in a bar with $,1000,000 on the offchance that someone will be selling a singing hamster.
Quote from: Bored chemist on 10/10/2007 19:24:41I want to know who sits in a bar with $,1000,000 on the offchance that someone will be selling a singing hamster.Must be Vegas ! []
What a ghastly site.
.... indeed...... and hence back toQ. How deep do toads like the water in their ponds? A. Kneedeep, kneedeep.Q. What did the frog say when he was given a book? A. Reddit.Q. Where do frogs put their coats?A. The croakroom.Q. What's green and dangerous?A. A frog with a machine gun.Q. Why are frogs so happy?A. They eat whatever bugs them. []