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Me, me Once a year, me me, yes, me!!! So why are you so happy? Tonight's the night!!!
I wish I knew English sign language, it's pretty handy.
Quote from: demografx on 23/04/2014 03:05:18I wish I knew English sign language, it's pretty handy.I was going to give you a few examples, but I don't want you think I'm trying to palm you off.As I don't use sign language as a general rule of thumb, I am finding it hard to put my finger on the correct signage.
Just create a signage index and write it on the middle of your pinky so you won't forget it.
Quote from: demografx on 24/04/2014 06:26:51Just create a signage index and write it on the middle of your pinky so you won't forget it. By Jove, I think you've hit the nail on the head there Demo. It certainly has a ring of good sense about it.Will you be offering further good advice, or will you wrist your case there. If need be, I can always throw you a life line.
And don't you even think of laying a finger on my wife. we'll both shake our fingers at you for attempting that!
C'mon, Don_1, you should know me well enough by now to know that I would rather not so much as even lift a finger!Oh, and when you visit, don't forget to wash yourself after desert in the finger bowl right behind you.And don't you even think of laying a finger on my wife. we'll both shake our fingers at you for attempting that!
The beautiful young lady receptionist at the hotel rang me to say that my room booking had been confirmed. Now that's what I term as a cutie call.
Quote from: demografx on 24/04/2014 22:41:25C'mon, Don_1, you should know me well enough by now to know that I would rather not so much as even lift a finger!Oh, and when you visit, don't forget to wash yourself after desert in the finger bowl right behind you.And don't you even think of laying a finger on my wife. we'll both shake our fingers at you for attempting that! I suppose we should be thankful that you didn't mention Fingers Malone when you knuckled down to write that.I'm not going to take a hard copy of this post, I can do without a finger print. I'll just make do with a digital copy.
I wonder if they will celebrate English language day at Oxford University???If the Chancellor of Oxford University were to be removed from his position on the grounds of mental instability, could it be said that he would have lost control of his faculties ?
"All Chancellors are mentally unstable".
Oh look, this is getting close to satirical punning.