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I am starting a Stop Smoking Business that uses Lazers to help suppress urges. I need help with a name?
I am thinking about something with Bulls eye or smoking in the title, but I am not picky. any help would be great...
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er, I think we should move this to the chat forum.
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Perhaps something like
If you don't quit immediately, a bunch of sharks with frikin' "lasers" on their heads will show up and vaporize your arse.
would do the trick?
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I’ve got a great idea for an advert:
crudely overdub
the laser scene in Goldfinger …
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Bond: “Do you expect me to talk? ”
Goldfinger : “No Mr Bond, I expect you to …
give up smoking
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Well, since smoking is just a breastfeeding fantasy, you could call it "Nipple Piercing".
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What about a 3-in-1 “we-laser-you-good” deal : tattoo removal, correct your myopia, and stop smoking all in one visit ?.
[If only lasers could replace Viagra then you'd be onto a winner, however from the above image lasers cause erectile dysfunction rather than cure it].
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