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...the clash of the cabbages.....
In a break from the puns, here's a malapropism:-I went to the Doctor on the pretext of 'mens problems' on December 14th.Doctor - Come in and sit down. What seems to be the trouble?Me - Thank you Doc. First may I wish you a happy new year.Doctor - Ah! Say no more. I know what your trouble is, you suffer from premature congratulations.
Can anyone write me a KITE for the bus fare?
I don't usually know what I'm falcon talkin' about.
I've been hunting for a falcon award.
Will you two stop falcon about. I'm begining to regret using that pun. You're just orking a load of old rubbish. Get back to the serious business of punning, or I'll send a bird of prey after the pair of you, and when raptors fly, terror soars on high.
a fledgling author!
....... I just thought I'd fly the idea by you
Good Grief Demo, you've clocked up 6666 posts. Does this make you one (or six) better than the devil?demografxGlobal ModeratorNeilep Level MemberPosts: 6666