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--"Allegations? What allegations? Who are these allegators?"
This one really happened:There had been a few scandals involving ministers of one of our State Governments. The then premier went to one of his regular press conferences. After a few questions on more innocuous topics had been dealt with, a young reporter opened with--"Mr Premier, you must be aware of allegations that have been made against ..."He was interrupted with--"Allegations? What allegations? Who are these allegators?"
Allegations? What allegations? Who are these allegators?
Were there crocodile tears in his eyes?
Quote from: damocles on 03/04/2012 13:17:32Allegations? What allegations? Who are these allegators?I could see that one caiman a mile off.
Cuban crocodile
That's another pun gone up in smoke. Ah well! You win ston, you lose some.
Don_1, you can't fool me. Cigars are all smoke .......
Don_1, you can't fool me. Cigars in a washroom are all smoke and mirrors.
Which reminds me of the time I nearly got into trouble with drug squad. All I said to the girl was "I want to marry you Anna."
Quote from: demografx on 04/04/2012 18:16:16Don_1, you can't fool me. Cigars are all smoke .......Sounds like ce gar needs a service if its exhaust is all smoke.
It was even more dangerous for you than you think.The drug squad was suspicious because Anna is a woman of such distinguished courage and ability, and she's widely admired and emulated for her brave deeds and noble qualities. In short, a heroine!
The reporter must have been looking for a snappy story she could sink her teeth into.
There wash room in the washroom until some fools started going in there to stick their cigars up their nasal passages. This resulted in the management putting up a huge sign with the legend 'Nose Moking', which got in everyones' way. I complained, saying "Ash a nuisance." But the boss, a Spaniard, said "Ash tres necessario."