[MDriver1981]

What would you do if someone approached you and said "My business is all about you."?

[Chemistry4me]

I'd say: f/p*** off.

[Ethos]

What would you do if someone approached you and said "My business is all about you."?

I tell them to mind their own business.............!

[Don_1]

I'd say, "How depressing for you, would you care to join the society of busybodies? Have a nice day now."

I would then kick him in the nuts and, like C4M, tell him to P*SS off!

[rosy]

Depends where and in what context.

Random approach in the street? Run away.

In a shop, with smarmy "we're all about customer care" connotations? Walk away.

[Bored chemist]

I'd say "I bet you say that to all the potential customers, don't you?"

[JnA]

What would you do if someone approached you and said "My business is all about you."?

that's exactly what my business is about...  me