[Im a Geek on the Edge]

hmmm  I stand corrected.. start gathering henchmen  

start gathering straight jackets, more like.

[Don_1]

Hi RD

An incompetent valve of Rosenmüller is observed clinically as air [ or milk  [] ] escaping from the lacrimal puncta when the individual blows his or her nose.

Finally, the voice of sanity. Your milk-squirting guy has inspired me. I need to shoot something a bit more impressive than bubbles. Molten lava or acid, or something. Molten Lava Boy sounds so much cooler than my first incarnation, Memory-of-a-Goldfish Boy. I’ll just have a go at snorting up this battery acid...

Arhhhhhhhhhhh. Bugger!

Bugger!

Bugger! ARHHHHHHHHHHH!

See, I told you the Welsh are strange folk, I should know, I BLOODY MARRIED ONE!!!

[Im a Geek on the Edge]

I knew a guy who could eject tea from his hooter. I never realized it until now, but he must have been an off-duty superhero. I wonder what his superhero name was?

I once dated this posh bird and took her to a restaurant. I choked on the dessert and sprayed her with custard through my nose. I thought I was going to get laid that night but after the custard thing she wouldn't even kiss me.

For days after I had one nostril blocked by a raisin. Eventaually I sniffed realy hard and it dislodged and i choked on it again. Bastard raisin. If it had been alive I would have killed it.