[syhprum (OP)]

I have just been informed by SKY news that a Greggs sausage roll contains more calories than what was formally considered the most dangerous a Big Mac, is it not time to ban all food containing calories

[Bored chemist]

is it not time to ban all food containing calories

Yes, but we shouldn't stop there.
We should ban food that contains chemicals.

[Petrochemicals]

I think we should just rely on the sustinance from loquids, like beer or wine. Full of natural vegetables and energy.