[Bored chemist]

Can You Define What a Woman Is ?
I find it easier to let them do it.

[neilep (OP)]

Plato asked  Marx (Groucho, that is) "What is a woman?"

GM replied "A woman is always a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."

"Aha", said Plato "so a woman is anything that cannot be smoked."

Let us test this hypothesis. Is a woman a herring? No, you can smoke a herring.

I'm so tempted to relate this to a fish related phrase, but i just can't do it else I'd have to ban myself !

[neilep (OP)]

Can You Define What a Woman Is ?
I find it easier to let them do it.

so the ambiguous undefinable have to define themselves !   

[alancalverd]

I have now exercised my legal right to self-identify as a woman. Never having had sex with a man, I have gone further and self-identified as a lesbian.

There are distinct advantages. I can't be accused of sexism by any woman, and I find many females are attracted to a lesbian with a hairy chest and a proper moustache.

[neilep (OP)]

I have now exercised my legal right to self-identify as a woman. Never having had sex with a man, I have gone further and self-identified as a lesbian.

There are distinct advantages. I can't be accused of sexism by any woman, and I find many females are attracted to a lesbian with a hairy chest and a proper moustache.