[Bentherdonthat (OP)]

 There is a race of ant people they dig deep and long with innuendos a hole from here to china.
If a secret cave of these either ants or toads where to cave in it would cause a earth quake and maybe there never has been a tetonic plate shift but a cover for millions to billions of troglodyte people tunneling below the surface who caves have collaps.
I know of one such instance speaking with this dangerous clone troglodyte there was a earth quake and it was real important for him to get to the tunnel with I presume millions of other troglodyte idiots to dig them out it sure was nice for him to leave me alone for awhile they are pesky and dangerous.