[Make it Lady (OP)]

Come on Doc. you should know the answer.

[JimBob]

Yes, I know a beaver with a splinter that penetrated it's brain. Sad story.
 

[DoctorBeaver]

Only if we crawl over a splintery piece of wood. And that hurts!

[Make it Lady (OP)]

I was talking about in the mouth. Do they have tough mouths in order to avoid getting hurt.

[DoctorBeaver]

No. The wood we eat is fresh and moist which means it bends easier. Plus, when we nibble, we nibble in such a way as to avoid getting large shards in our mouths.

[JimBob]

Will you be Napoleon next?

[DoctorBeaver]

Will you be Napoleon next?

Nah... he was too short.

[Make it Lady (OP)]

In which direction?

[DoctorBeaver]

That would depend on whether he were vertical or horizontal.

[Make it Lady (OP)]

Which way do you prefer your defeated dictators?

[DoctorBeaver]

Buried

[Make it Lady (OP)]

Alive or dead?

[DoctorBeaver]

Either