[Simulated (OP)]

Well I couldn't fit the whole thing I wanted to say in the subject. Why does it seem you take a pee just a few minutes after getting out of bed and you can't take a poop right then, but an hour or so after you wake up you take a poop? Is this some type of prevent predadors from finding you type of thing? If so, wouldn't you want it all in one area that way you have a greater time to get away from that spot? Or maybe its for you to confuse then my having 2 piles in different places?

Anyone else have this "problem"? Or am I just messed up. I can see me being messed up haha.

Thanks in advance.

[Karen W.]

I am not sure about the animal part of things, marking territory or what have you, but the human body must have a good amount of time to break down its food so it is ready to be passed out in the next days movements if you were unable to do so night before.
 I think we empty our bladder because it feels more urgent and then I think this empting makes room for the intestines to move the digested food down into the lower intestine to be eliminated upon filling the bowel area.

I believe thghat our morning nmovement and then breakfast moves the waiting waste on out and makes w) for digestion of te brekfast you just ate!

Just my uqualified opinion... Fiber fiber fiber.. keeps everything movcing right along!! LOL!!
 
So Ryan do you make it a habit to pee in one place theb move outside or somethin to poo under a bush or something.. Lol.. or maybe you hike your leg  and squat??? LOL... hee hee hee...

[Simulated (OP)]

haha noo karen. its all done in the same place haha where it's supposed to be done haha, but like if we were "wild" was what i meant ha

[Karen W.]

Yeah.. I know.. I was just taking the opportunity to  have a bit of fun with you.... Lol...

[rosalind dna]

Could it be because when your body is still in the state of sleep that you are more relaxed than when you do your number 2s and awake, That is me anyway

[TonyCap]

Well I couldn't fit the whole thing I wanted to say in the subject. Why does it seem you take a pee just a few minutes after getting out of bed and you can't take a poop right then, but an hour or so after you wake up you take a poop? ...

Unfortunately, for me, the number two is ready while I am driving to work.  I can't tell you how many times that happens to me.  The fact that I have a long commute in the morning doesn't help very much either. 

[RD]

Unfortunately, for me, the number two is ready while I am driving to work.  I can't tell you how many times that happens to me.  The fact that I have a long commute in the morning doesn't help very much either. 

What you need Tony is one of these...

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Not while the vehicle is in motion though  []

[Karen W.]

hee hee hee...Lol.... that is funny..... Lol.... I needed a good Laugh.....

[Don_1]

Well I poo & wee at precisely 07.00 hrs every morning on the dot, no fail, regular as clockwork.

Trouble is I don't get up 'till 07.30

[Karen W.]

LOL you're so funny.. LOL..