[neilep (OP)]

Dearest People With Experience of Bums,

As a sheepy I of course have an extremely becoming arse that deserves it's own centrefold. I just hope they are careful as to where they staple it.
Some people make trips to Lourdes, others go to Disney, the majority...visit my bum !


But take a look at Pixie and Deano here.

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Pixie just luffs to sniff Deanos arse...I realise that that's his tail she's sniffing, but trust me, prior to this, his anal area received a healthy sniffing !

This happens  on a daily basis, always when the two meet....but Deano !!..well...he really couldnt give a toss !!..he doesn't return the favour, he treats Pixie as if she is not there....but they are bro & sis...five years old !...so, why does Pixie sniff Deanos bum ?...and why does he not reciprocate ? Does she not know who he is ?

As a firm believer in empirical study I snuck into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and whilst he was in his world of slumber I plomped my beautiful exit area over his happy welcoming face. Good job I had eaten a double dose of baked bean vindaloo earlier as I am sure this helped with the expirement. Anyway, as soon as he gets out of hopsital I will ask him for the results..in the mean time..can ewe help ?


This is what makes me wonder on the birthday of a beaver !!


Hugs & Shmishes




Mwah mwah mwah




Neil
Bums Need Luff Too
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[lyner]

Reading the title, I had a feeling this was two human friends of yours that you were describing.
Quel  déception!

[Chemistry4me]

Why is Deano eating and Pixie not?

[Karen W.]

I think Pixie is sniffing deano for the scent of another female! I do not believe it matters weather they are brother and sister or fixed or not..I think most of us girlies have good sniffers when it comes to our partners, mates, exmates playmates in mates etc.....LOL LOL..

[Don_1]

As a firm believer in empirical study I snuck into my neighbours house at 3am this morning and whilst he was in his world of slumber I plomped my beautiful exit area over his happy welcoming face. Good job I had eaten a double dose of baked bean vindaloo earlier as I am sure this helped with the expirement. Anyway, as soon as he gets out of hopsital I will ask him for the results..in the mean time..can ewe help ?

I rather doubt anything can help your poor unfortunate neighbour!

Must be worse than living next door to Victor Meldrew!