[neilep (OP)]

Dearest Perspirationalologists.

As a sheepy I of course do not sweat..I perspire and glow !....Though, I of course am responsible for the 'hot-and-bothering' of many a young filly !

See Cressida here ?....just the thought of me and she's sweating in buckets !...can ewe blame her ?



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Cressida Thinking
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hmmm..breathe in that sweaty goodness !!



What i would like to know though is Where is the sweatiest part of the body ?..where does perspiration precipitate proportionally the most ?

The head ?...the back ?...the bum crack ?



Ewe see, I just do not know. if I knew this then I could prepare myself with aplomb and verve and offer patrons like Cressida and Jeremiah complementary flannels *


So, if ewe can help me know this then others who also do not know this will also know this and then we can all know this together....which is nice !

Hugs and shmishes


mwah mwah mwah




Neil
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[Geezer]

For many it's the oxters, but in my case it seems to be the feet, so cotton socks are obligatory.

(BTW, what are you doing with fillies? Doesn't that contravene some EU barnyard convention or something?)

[MartinTheK]

Tell me where is shvitzing bred,
In the heart or in the head?

If you ever have occasion to be in  San Antonio, Texas in August (Then God help you for so many reasons) it won't be a question as to which particular body part sweats the most...they all sweat more than the rest.

[Variola]

For many it's the oxters, but in my case it seems to be the feet, so cotton socks are obligatory.

(BTW, what are you doing with fillies? Doesn't that contravene some EU barnyard convention or something?)

Oxters.... that is such a Scottish word!
For those who do not speak fluent jockonese, it means armpits!

[neilep (OP)]

For many it's the oxters, but in my case it seems to be the feet, so cotton socks are obligatory.

(BTW, what are you doing with fillies? Doesn't that contravene some EU barnyard convention or something?)

Thank ewe so much Geezer for letting us know that ewe sweat profusel from the foot department....actually (Revelation mode)...ewe are then walking on water aren't ewe ?..oh my !!


Erhm....regarding the filly.....erhmm....well......a mouth's a mouth eh ?

[neilep (OP)]

Tell me where is shvitzing bred,
In the heart or in the head?

If you ever have occasion to be in  San Antonio, Texas in August (Then God help you for so many reasons) it won't be a question as to which particular body part sweats the most...they all sweat more than the rest.

Thank ewe MartintheK,

*Makes note in diary*....*'avoid Texas in August'........Is there some kind of weird sheep festival that I ought to steer well clear of  in addition to the temperature ?

[neilep (OP)]

For many it's the oxters, but in my case it seems to be the feet, so cotton socks are obligatory.

(BTW, what are you doing with fillies? Doesn't that contravene some EU barnyard convention or something?)

Oxters.... that is such a Scottish word!
For those who do not speak fluent jockonese, it means armpits!

Mine are hairy.....not hairy enuff for birds to nest in though.....well....maybe baby quail !!

[miminomon]

OO .. strange ... Maybe the reason and indeed in this, I do not know.
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[MartinTheK]

Hmmmm.

Interesting to see that some spam link was extirpated, but my browser is showing just below the thread an "Ads by Google" which contains links to there different quacks offering (if the price is right) to cut yer "oxters" out so that you can be dainty.

Is the this thread shilling for rounders who for some reason can't make enough money treating sick people?