[Geezer (OP)]

"Thai customs officers have reportedly seized more than 90kg of ivory being smuggled into the country in luggage.

The case is now under review, says the wildlife trade monitoring organisation Traffic."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11421585

[Don_1]

"Under review"?

Just how blatantly obvious does it have to be???

[Geezer (OP)]

from Yahoo News.

"Months after winning $1M in lottery, man wins $2M"

"John Wells of the Missouri Lottery said the chances of winning $1 million in the "$100 Million Dollar Blockbuster" game are 1 in 2.28 million. The odds of winning $2 million in "Mega MONOPOLY" are about the same.

The chances of winning both?

Because they're independent games, it is impossible to calculate the odds, Wells said."


Huh? Say what?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100928/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd2_time_lottery_millionaire;_ylt=AsZLV_aL_TgkkganIS582qn9xg8F;_ylu=X3oDMTQzYzhsZ29iBGFzc2V0Ay9zL2FwLzIwMTAwOTI4L2FwX29uX2ZlX3N0L3VzX29kZDJfdGltZV9sb3R0ZXJ5X21pbGxpb25haXJlBGNjb2RlA21wX2VjXzhfMTAEY3BvcwM0BHBvcwM0BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDbW9udGhzYWZ0ZXJ3

[RD]

27 September 2010

Firm fined after dead mouse found in loaf of bread

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-11419498


What about a whole range of ready-made food products with added rodent [] ...

mouse-aka, mouse-carpone cheese , rat-atouille

[Geezer (OP)]

Don't forget that old Dutch favourite - Hamster Jam.

[RD]

For the Scottish market "chocolate mousse"

[Geezer (OP)]

and Raspberry Squirrel

[Geezer (OP)]

or Toad-in-the-Vole.

[Geezer (OP)]

not to forget everyone's fav - Sherbert Lemming

[RD]

Alcoholic beaver-ages like mouse-cadet and vole-are.

[Geezer (OP)]

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Do you suppose the mouse was looking for a pain loaf?